Biden Carried Away By Ants theonion.com/biden-carrie... - ThreadSky

justlisahealing.bsky.social•72 days ago

The Onion has outdone itself again 🤣🤣

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suhnih.kawaii.social•72 days ago

YIPPEE

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dabxdee.bsky.social•72 days ago

It's easier on the back...very comfortable too, just saying

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thatreplyperson.bsky.social•72 days ago

Can they take trump next

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warmwestwind.bsky.social•72 days ago

goodbye principal

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luesiashroom.bsky.social•72 days ago

He can't fit in the ant hill. It's gonna take 100 ant years to fit him in.

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bigr3ll.bsky.social•71 days ago

🤣🤣🤣 I needed this

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7-b.bsky.social•72 days ago

bi den

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tricksterbard.bsky.social•72 days ago

I too wish to be carried away by ants

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magnusxander.bsky.social•72 days ago

2 years too late

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lucma.bsky.social•72 days ago

OMG that's a Saddam Hussain shape

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radioprotector.bsky.social•72 days ago

they're taking him to the hiding spot

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the-johnny-box.bsky.social•72 days ago

Biden carried away by ants.

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bogie-agb.bsky.social•72 days ago

I laughed way too hard at this 🤩

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drcockasaurus.bsky.social•72 days ago

It’s all the ice cream he’s dripped on himself

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slriley.com•72 days ago

I got carried away once. Everybody just told me to chill.

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jebaxt.bsky.social•72 days ago

One Hundred

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vamp-kitty.bsky.social•72 days ago

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oneadelta.bsky.social•72 days ago

Let them keep him

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tessajop.bsky.social•72 days ago

Please ask the ants to wait until #PresidentBiden instructs the #Archivist to publish the Equal Rights Amendment! It’s met every constitutional requirement!

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tessajop.bsky.social•72 days ago

@voteequalityus.bsky.social #publishequality #ERAis28A #ERAnow

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jdknight69.bsky.social•72 days ago

Ironically, that would be counterproductive because the language of the amendment is obsolete. SCOTUS would use the word “sex” to sweep away any rights that refer to gender. They would state that “sex” only relates to man or woman. Be careful what you wish for.

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tessajop.bsky.social•72 days ago

@pwcdanica.bsky.social was a leader in the fight to ratify the ERA in Virginia!

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pwcdanica.bsky.social•72 days ago

An op-ed @katekelly.bsky.social and I wrote in 2020 about how the ERA inherently supports LGBTQIA+ equality:
https://www.teenvogue.com/story/equal-rights-amendment-anti-trans-scare-tactics-op-ed

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tessajop.bsky.social•72 days ago

Columbia Law disagrees.

https://gender-sexuality.law.columbia.edu/content/equal-rights-amendment-and-equality-act-two-equality-measures-explained

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jdknight69.bsky.social•72 days ago

I sincerely hope you are correct. My point is that the mess America is in because people believed that words on a piece of paper, like the 14th amendment prohibition on insurrectionists from holding public office, would protect them. Who sits on courts has much more to do with protecting freedom.

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lyradcoulter.bsky.social•71 days ago

He's too busy pardoning donors, rich people and relatives!

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thedandalorian.bsky.social•72 days ago

Okay, I chortled

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yulriddick.bsky.social•72 days ago

Lol

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cousinmerl.bsky.social•72 days ago

im laughing but im hidiously depressed....
..like a qubit in two states at the same time.

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leshailyes.bsky.social•72 days ago

Probably my Aunt Cheryl. She loves the fuck out of him

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bigboiricky.bsky.social•71 days ago

Happens to the best of us buddy boy. Just let them move you to the oval office we still need u <3

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professor-4960.bsky.social•72 days ago

What kind of ants? 😎

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mantheos.bsky.social•72 days ago

This made me laugh way too fucking hard

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m3t4tr0n.bsky.social•72 days ago

It did me too 😅

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lazarusmood.bsky.social•72 days ago

I can't 🤣🤣

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m3t4tr0n.bsky.social•72 days ago

Lmfgdao 😅

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vigilantedinosaur.bsky.social•72 days ago

Those little guys have amazing strength

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nothinggirl469.bsky.social•72 days ago

The ants didn't want him getting that ice cream from the truck... They wanted it. (Points to you if you know the reference)

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chainwallet.bsky.social•72 days ago

Man, I had a feeling this was going to happen someday..

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dieng67.bsky.social•72 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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zoltanshields.bsky.social•72 days ago

I've been warning the Biden administration about the ant problem for years and no one would return my letters. Well look what happened.

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1eeasyrider.bsky.social•72 days ago

No. Not true!

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loltyrjustice11.bsky.social•72 days ago

such a simple joke yet it works so well

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pukolis.bsky.social•72 days ago

There goes my hero, watch him as he goes.

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ransom.cat•72 days ago

Oh no, ants!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjhQe5NUFvA

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bbrkdwn.bsky.social•72 days ago

that must feel really nice

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crozet.bsky.social•72 days ago

Will all ants now officially declared jiha-ant terrorists?

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robocommie.bsky.social•72 days ago

Old King Log

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muinteoir.bsky.social•72 days ago

I ant-icipated that.

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therealjayeff.bsky.social•72 days ago

More shocking is it looks like his knees bend the wrong way.

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shippybins.bsky.social•72 days ago

"I said l wanted an Anthology. Not an Ant Holiday you dummies".

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shippybins.bsky.social•72 days ago

Laying on the shoulders of Giants.

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shippybins.bsky.social•72 days ago

Gulliver going on his travels.

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kleinline.bsky.social•72 days ago

It could happen to anyone.

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pathunax.bsky.social•72 days ago

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ppanchorage.bsky.social•71 days ago

Lol

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jamirugai.bsky.social•72 days ago

Trump brought in by cockroaches.

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jmesofficial.bsky.social•72 days ago

Not Again....

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snotrags005.bsky.social•72 days ago

Isn’t that a song by the National?

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dougkerins.bsky.social•72 days ago

Thank you Onion for helping us laugh and forget about the insanity for a brief moment

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auethdan.bsky.social•71 days ago

Bring him back we need him, just a few more months

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eggai.bsky.social•72 days ago

cant believe trump controls the ants now too, and here I thought they'd stick it to their monarchy society

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hffrkmp.bsky.social•72 days ago

Big deal. Let's see them do that w/ Trump's body.

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derbren.bsky.social•72 days ago

why is this making me laugh so hard

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jamiera7890.bsky.social•68 days ago

These are the best onion articles. Not dystopia predictions, just silly stuff like this

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hapdadiii.bsky.social•72 days ago

Enough already

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bullix.bsky.social•72 days ago

@skynetmodel101.bsky.social @pandamom.bsky.social

God bless the onion

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nalyd620.bsky.social•72 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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pararodentia.bsky.social•70 days ago

Pikmin

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schadenfreude666.bsky.social•72 days ago

don't get it...

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puntspeedchunk1988.bsky.social•72 days ago

It's the news. What's there to get?

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kevyb.bsky.social•72 days ago

Ants are ridiculous. They clearly haven't thought the logistics how they're going to get him down their ant hole.

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chasfrank.bsky.social•72 days ago

😛

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bibispielberg.bsky.social•72 days ago

Oh Dear those darn ants.

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jdknight69.bsky.social•72 days ago

That is actually a rescue mission by Hank Pym. 🙃

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blainenicastro.bsky.social•72 days ago

Why do they always leave the heavy lifting to those guys. Lol

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miacoming.bsky.social•71 days ago

Hope they don't eat him. He's so TOXIC.

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davidgenz.bsky.social•72 days ago

Just happy to be wanted.

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simply-salem.bsky.social•72 days ago

in the aaaarmmss oooof the anngeeelllssss

lol look at the guy, he is the pinacle of VIP being carried by who knows how many worker ants being not-crushed by his bodyweight, he's either the queen of the little guys, or their next meal

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