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Everyday Americans explain why they subscribe to The Onion's print edition.

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paul-oldfart.bsky.social•73 days ago

I had no idea that The Onion even had a print edition

raoulhubris.bsky.social•73 days ago

I’ve stopped throwing my phone down in disgust.

suhnih.kawaii.social•73 days ago

daxmeatwad.bsky.social•73 days ago

Ordered a print copy for myself and a copy for my nephew. Haven't received either yet but I have no idea when they're supposed to be delivered. Here's hoping!

null.band•73 days ago

my cockatoo's gotta shit somewhere and it might as well be a funny shit

crafciak31.bsky.social•73 days ago

I dunno, 99$ is 403 polish onions, that's a lot...

glorylocks.bsky.social•73 days ago

😁 *snickers*

thefisherking.bsky.social•73 days ago

I thought you guys were satire? The Onion is legitimately a good reason to learn how to read.

thebabysitter.bsky.social•73 days ago

There’s never a good reason to learn how to read. 🤦‍♂️

crumpeta.bsky.social•73 days ago

Aha. That’s why my documents weren’t being verified.

stephennothum.bsky.social•73 days ago

https://stephennothum.com/2024/12/17/in-praise-of-school-shootings/

osboman.bsky.social•73 days ago

Do you also print audio editions?

betheorchard.bsky.social•73 days ago

Is it written on onion paper...🤔

008zulu.bsky.social•73 days ago

Learning to read is a valuable skill to have. I just learned how to, and now I know the minimum distance I am supposed to stay away from some people!

corwincannuck.bsky.social•73 days ago

I have always wanted a reason to stop drinking my own urine and killing random people. Thank you Onion! 😀

truegoliathreal.bsky.social•73 days ago

So you know how to read the coming social justice movement serving #TayK and those like #TayK. #FreeTayk

thogstacker.bsky.social•73 days ago

Lol

karmamonkey.bsky.social•73 days ago

I finally decided to get a print subscription. Partly out of nostalgia, partly to support your great work, and mostly so I can enjoy reading them and then leave them in public spaces to screw with the gullible. Love you guys!