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Unrealistic NFL Commercial Depicts Panthers Fan Watching Game With Friends
https://theonion.com/unrealistic-nfl-commercial-depicts-panthers-fan-watching-game-with-friends/

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ekkochambers.bsky.social•76 days ago

I am not sportsfolk. Someone plz explain

verygrand4128.bsky.social•76 days ago

They stink.

ekkochambers.bsky.social•76 days ago

Oh it's that simple 💀

jstnqber.bsky.social•76 days ago

they dont stink theyre just bad at being consistently good 😊

verygrand4128.bsky.social•76 days ago

They're much better than the start of the season for sure. Young looks pretty good right now.

jstnqber.bsky.social•76 days ago

tbf ive had an on again off again relationship with the panthers for most of my life so ive just been focusing on the lions for the past 2-3 years until the panthers get their act together again 😭

verygrand4128.bsky.social•76 days ago

The Cowboys to lose.

verygrand4128.bsky.social•76 days ago

The Panthers are getting there. I'm a Cowboys fan and expected them to lose sunday.

mystengland.bsky.social•76 days ago

I think the unrealistic part is the existence of panthers fans

sfinfidel.bsky.social•76 days ago

Oh, we exist. We haven't in fact SMILED for 4-5 years. But we EXIST.🤔

mystengland.bsky.social•76 days ago

You guys need to force the owner to sell.. He's the problem

jsitek.bsky.social•76 days ago

Speaking as a long suffering Lions fan:
We begged the owner for years to sell the team.
First, he put his son in charge.
We got Matt Mullen.
Then the owner died and his wife took over.
We got Matt Patricia.
Finally, the daughter took charge and they’ve been winning ever since.
Miracles can happen!

mystengland.bsky.social•76 days ago

And proof that women are great managers

jsitek.bsky.social•76 days ago

You’ll get no argument from me!!

jsitek.bsky.social•76 days ago

S/B Matt Millen.

Although Matt Mullen would have better, whoever that is.

sfinfidel.bsky.social•76 days ago

Yeah, we've been saying that for years. Absolute embarrassment.

plyle.bsky.social•76 days ago

If they can figure out how to get that done, let Pirates fans know the formula

kalebnelson.com•76 days ago

Is the joke that no one likes the teams with the kitty cat mascots? Is it the same for the Jaguars and the Pumas?

jameswatsonwrites.bsky.social•75 days ago

Onion soup anyone...?

lululove19.bsky.social•76 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

artofwarlin.bsky.social•76 days ago

How come I’m not in this pic? Is it bc I’m a girl?

thepowerdroid.bsky.social•76 days ago

Perhaps it's a game between Kansas City and Buffalo. "Guys, this is what a QUALITY team looks and plays like. Someday, someday we might get one."

pfalcon.bsky.social•76 days ago

🤣

dougk12.bsky.social•76 days ago

OMG - sooo nailed my Sundays :(

tayloroftucker.bsky.social•76 days ago

Hey man that’s not… me and my…we watch… fuck you

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•76 days ago

The Caroliner Panters put their panths on just like the players on good foosball teams.

realjdvancescouch.bsky.social•76 days ago

So is the Onion not doing parody anymore?

dachte.bsky.social•76 days ago

Boring, overplayed joke

realjdvancescouch.bsky.social•76 days ago

Boring, overused reply

davidbear.bsky.social•76 days ago

thank you JD Vance's Couch, very cool!

jthev805.bsky.social•76 days ago

😂

nanapone.bsky.social•76 days ago

The world is a better place when The Onion is in my feed.

whosfurdaddy.bsky.social•76 days ago

Unrealistic NFL commercial depicts man (insert any social activity) with friends.

chasetriton.bsky.social•76 days ago

Odd picture choice for a @leafschronicle.bsky.social Stanley Cup winning score moment... but this IS The Onion afterall. 😏

theclimaxan.bsky.social•76 days ago

You're wrong, Onion. There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

shebatiti.bsky.social•76 days ago

😂

rickywenty.bsky.social•76 days ago

Burnnn…

shebatiti.bsky.social•76 days ago

😭💀

bcbarber.bsky.social•76 days ago

Noway there's 4 panthers fans

somehooplehead.bsky.social•76 days ago

perrugia.bsky.social•76 days ago

I have some friends... err... some acquaintances that are catching strays on this one

cornelius-carke.bsky.social•76 days ago

Classic panthers L

casadesmeagol.bsky.social•75 days ago

I recognize people in the Carolina’s are soft AF, but damn that one still hurt

ncresistor6.bsky.social•76 days ago

Panthers fans usually watch the game alone in the basement of the house with a bottle of hard liquor and turn the game off midway through the 3rd quarter. Then they throw up in the laundry basket because the room was spinning to hard to make it upstairs to the john.