DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 44 days ago

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

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nickc11.bsky.social•44 days ago

If it was a black bear no one would care.

Shame.

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•44 days ago

Q.E.D. not D.E.I.!

dragonobskuritas.bsky.social•44 days ago

Old, but classic. Sad thing is, that this is way closer to reality than it should be. Guilty, because black.

jadestuck.bsky.social•44 days ago

This is BEARly satire

ottojschlosser.bsky.social•44 days ago

I wish this was funny.

amadeo-sendiulo.bsky.social•44 days ago

I wish this was absurd.

finetuning44.bsky.social•44 days ago

😂

nenar.bsky.social•44 days ago

Why does it seem as if this could still happen? Sad.

pmoehringer.bsky.social•44 days ago

I hope they find the bastard who did this.

I don’t care if the guy is black, latino, or some combination of the two.

Enjoy your rap music and ripping the heads off of salmon with your teeth, now. Justice is coming for you, buddy.

nih-llamas.bsky.social•44 days ago

DA's office to appeal on procedural grounds.

wellhellodolly.bsky.social•44 days ago

Oh, i thought it was one of the MAGA Furries!

johnconnolly.bsky.social•44 days ago

Oooofff “they plan to reopen the case and quote: ‘find the black man who did this.’”

leafybins.bsky.social•44 days ago

A real kodiak moment.

trevornewell.bsky.social•44 days ago

I can tell this is satire because in real life the court would rule any exculpatory DNA evidence inadmissible.

itspatrickpl.bsky.social•44 days ago

The DA is still fighting his release

timomajere.bsky.social•44 days ago

He had the right to...

qadarjo.bsky.social•43 days ago

I want this on a shirt that says "Second Amendment," but I'm sure it'd go over most people's heads. lol

metazoo.bsky.social•44 days ago

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