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40 days ago
Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
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josvildsola1.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Dick inflation is truly out of hand.
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middleagedaang.bsky.social
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40 days ago
🫡
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tuckfriendly.bsky.social
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40 days ago
That's a nope from me, Onion.
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obdami.bsky.social
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40 days ago
C'mon. There's nothing funny about prison misery and suffering.
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fat-vegas-elvis.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Fucking hand inflation is a goddamn bitch in the big house. On the outside, I only have to pay a quarter for a 5 finger fiddler.
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madness832.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Well, do you want a smoke or a stroke?🤔
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kinlika.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Small potatoes
Have you any idea how many blowjobs to get nominated in trumps cabinet ?
Lindsay Graham said '' I blew trump for an hour straight..didn't get me a job in the motor pool ''
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mjrdude.bsky.social
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40 days ago
You can get a handjob from a Colorado congresswoman for the price of a movie theater ticket.
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bikepathrickross.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Unless you’re a candidate for high political office, quit punching down.
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mjauwee.bsky.social
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40 days ago
handjobs ain't worth what they used to be *smdh
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thistleandmoss.com
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40 days ago
I heard 4 Dutch Rudders would do it also, but maybe thats also inflation.
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b0bsmith.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Moon RIVER!
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paperbackeditor.bsky.social
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39 days ago
Every time I see him in something else, I shout "BIG DAP!"
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bearsbeatsall.bsky.social
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39 days ago
Two handjobs? In this economy?
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germanirishswede.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Ha! Handies... that's for county.
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ba55fr33k.bsky.social
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40 days ago
.. buy the dip!!
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ironjackal.bsky.social
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39 days ago
Apparently Orange is the new Red, White and Blue.
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bananahammer74.bsky.social
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40 days ago
How much does a clergyman charge for a lollipop?
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vladtheinhaler2425.bsky.social
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40 days ago
😂😂😂
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bucadebepo.bsky.social
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40 days ago
I’d gladly jerk you Tuesday for a cigarette today
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thetellurian.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Donald would quickly have all the cigarettes.
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magentascreams.bsky.social
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39 days ago
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chicagotafia.bsky.social
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40 days ago
😂😂
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drnugget.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Im hearing jan 6th inmate inflation is on it’s way down?
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pharmesq.bsky.social
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40 days ago
I always said i would quit after it went over one handjob…
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wonkypops.bsky.social
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40 days ago
"There you go. You can pay me now, and later."
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skytati.bsky.social
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40 days ago
Hand Job don't get you what it used to nowadays in prison. 😂
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Have you any idea how many blowjobs to get nominated in trumps cabinet ?
Lindsay Graham said '' I blew trump for an hour straight..didn't get me a job in the motor pool ''