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theonion.com • 36 days ago

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
https://theonion.com/lapd-arrests-everyone-who-lost-home-in-fire/

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chkaloon.bsky.social•36 days ago

The Onion brings it home. Beautiful

spinny.bsky.social•36 days ago

No way to prevent this, says only nation where this happens

neovid.bsky.social•35 days ago

Immediately suspected this was an Onion article, since many of those people are way too rich to be arrested.

jacquesone.bsky.social•36 days ago

they don't want them talking to the press, why is that??

duroshea.bsky.social•36 days ago

Too soon Onion. Too soon.

hellaratty.bsky.social•36 days ago

Wait until the inauguration. This will be 100% true. 2 more days.

velociryan.bsky.social•35 days ago

I think tRump might give it a week. He drags his feet on everything.

hellaratty.bsky.social•35 days ago

We can only hope it’s his “two-weeks”. That’s when we’re we’re supposed to get his great healthcare plan. It’s when Melania was going to do a press conference. It’s his “later” means “never” saying.

cashuea.bsky.social•36 days ago

It would be funny if it wasn't true.

kawntent.bsky.social•34 days ago

Again, quit posting future news, Onion. This is supposed to be fake, not someone traveling a month into the future and posting the headlines here.

obdami.bsky.social•36 days ago

Anyone whose home and all their possessions have been burned to ash are like walking zombies. Approach with caution.

jentri.bsky.social•35 days ago

Could easily be a real headline at this point

caffeinatedeel.bsky.social•35 days ago

One of those articles where I can't tell if it's the Onion or not.

supersoftgock.bsky.social•36 days ago

I have a feeling this is about to come true next week and I hate it

cyberwolf.bsky.social•35 days ago

You mean 3 hots and a cot isn’t how other first world countries would handle this situation?

andymaybe-idk.bsky.social•34 days ago

You worded that like America isn’t third world at this point.

supersoftgock.bsky.social•34 days ago

It really is. We're down there with a lot of other shitholes like north korea and russia now

zakariyarashid.bsky.social•35 days ago

LAPD Arrest Governor Newsom after playing the violin at the site of the fire.

unicrnshrtsprkles.bsky.social•36 days ago

The charge? Being homeless bastards. How dare they be destitute right jn front of everyone. How gauche.

vangoghsear69.bsky.social•36 days ago

That’s how the people of Brentwood treated us veterans who were living under the 405 freeway by the VA who wouldn’t give us VASH (Section 8) vouchers. There was a woman in a $90,000 Mercedes who stopped and handed out brand new pillows to us.

krystiyana.bsky.social•35 days ago

Probably financed

jrangel77.bsky.social•36 days ago

Sad how this honestly isn’t too far fetched at this point

aarwood46.bsky.social•36 days ago

Well, that is how you stop homelessness.
Good job LAPD!

yulriddick.bsky.social•36 days ago

Who is trying to keep the number of homeless down? The Mayor or Governor?

s-classmillenial.bsky.social•34 days ago

I figured it out. It wasn't the insurance people. They cancelled people because they knew the celebrities were going to burn down their own houses. All the celebrities are broke, that's why they are all doing phone game ads. They need the money

mr-hecx.bsky.social•36 days ago

I hate that this sounds more like info wars then the onion.

poloniumreal.bsky.social•35 days ago

all of them?

blockitjames.bsky.social•35 days ago

The Onion, you are literally the best

educ8tusall.bsky.social•36 days ago

LOL! Not an impossibility.

tunnelduck.bsky.social•36 days ago

Don't. Give them. Ideas.

steelydanrather.bsky.social•36 days ago

you're supposed to write fake stuff

redstarandgrizz.bsky.social•36 days ago

I'm sure a lot of those arrested from Malibu and Pacific Palisades definitely deserved it for other reasons.

wulfsmagic.bsky.social•35 days ago

They shouldn't have been homeless ,🤗

thetrovian.bsky.social•36 days ago

always on point

lorihjschaffer.bsky.social•36 days ago

Sounds like a Trump/MAGA plan!

vedengender.bsky.social•35 days ago

serves them right, how dare they not pay taxes on their property

jimmolemaster.bsky.social•36 days ago

Don't give them ideas, Onion!

fodder650.bsky.social•36 days ago

LA Sheriff Daryl Gates pops up from the dead and approves this article.

juniorminz.bsky.social•36 days ago

In two days this won’t be satire

bete-noire.bsky.social•36 days ago

" ... and in the process, they wholeheartedly welcomed their newly assigned acronym, LAPDACAB"

sirpeppercornio.bsky.social•36 days ago

Isn't The Onion supposed to be satire?

vangoghsear69.bsky.social•36 days ago

That’s me, living under the 405 freeway, steps away from the West LA VA in 2014. Those who scorned me and cast me out of society can go live there, where they arrested all of us homeless veterans.

vangoghsear69.bsky.social•36 days ago

Yes, because they are now homeless people.