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theonion.com • 33 days ago

Melania Trump Swiping Through Raya Matches In Full View Of Cameras
https://theonion.com/melania-trump-swiping-through-raya-matches-in-full-view-of-cameras/

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rikerwoman.bsky.social•33 days ago

Probably her boyfriend

emilymedvick.bsky.social•33 days ago

To her surprise, her top match ‘nearby’ has a profile that reads ‘Chechen Molly Distributor with a penchant for MMA’ who ‘will do ANYTHING to make you happy’😂

eddie-armenia.bsky.social•33 days ago

The "Who cares lady", WTF checking her bitcoin I assume.

auntvalerie.bsky.social•33 days ago

He really does like that salute doesn’t he?

camdrawsshit.bsky.social•33 days ago

What's Raya /genq

hans-offen.bsky.social•33 days ago

nah, she was looking for a Tinder date for tonight

daoldguy.bsky.social•33 days ago

At the same time, did anyone notice Trump….waving…or doing the Nazi Salute? Methinks, the later.

nikkidever25.bsky.social•33 days ago

As her husband salutes hitler

davidhayes1.bsky.social•33 days ago

She is sending a text "orange man make stinky maga depend diaper again"

klandeztine.bsky.social•33 days ago

I am still waiting for her reply on ashley madison dot com. Are we still good meli?

andrewconner.bsky.social•33 days ago

Confirmed by Zuckerberg

paganoutlaw.bsky.social•33 days ago

tweeting with her Secret Service boyfriend

jthev805.bsky.social•33 days ago

That's hilarious 😂

pandamoniumpadthai.bsky.social•33 days ago

Do pre nup count if hosband is felon?

gamercat365.bsky.social•33 days ago

That hunk from Canada responded to my sext

tedoutwest.bsky.social•31 days ago

Nice salute DJT!

lordeaux.bsky.social•33 days ago

This is NOT how she was dressed today during Trumps inauguration.

So this image is fraudulent 😂🤦‍♂️

ibewavy.bsky.social•33 days ago

Do you know what The Onion is?

lordeaux.bsky.social•33 days ago

Yes.
A satire account.

I had to say what I did for the slow people.

Are you slow?🤔

ibewavy.bsky.social•33 days ago

I don't know. Maybe I am, but I know the difference between comedy and fraud. Do you?

kusydog.bsky.social•33 days ago

Talk about fraud! That's not even Malania

lordeaux.bsky.social•33 days ago

Maybe you should learn what is satire. 😉

channelingdavid.bsky.social•33 days ago

Searching for that one escape clause to free her forever from the 🍊💩

fanyae.bsky.social•32 days ago

They need to find an older body double, this ones just embarrassing.

jawski.bsky.social•33 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂

olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•33 days ago

Nah. She is checking for available suitor sizes.

alexandraanya.bsky.social•33 days ago

IS THIS REAL HAHAHA

jc-allen.bsky.social•33 days ago

The Onion is a satirical publication.

icy-forgor-again.bsky.social•33 days ago

Good for her

melaniathedom.bsky.social•33 days ago

Gotta bring in some competition to her financial dominatrixing 💪

maiagosselin.bsky.social•33 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's fauxlania

kyleydiamond.bsky.social•33 days ago

Melania should totally poison him.

cyberwolf.bsky.social•33 days ago

Stop feeling sorry for her when she clearly supports this bullshit and she could’ve left that marriage a long time ago

bill-1.bsky.social•33 days ago

I’m sure this will be very funny if I knew what Raya was.

lunarworld.bsky.social•33 days ago

It’s an exclusive dating app

pmmbscs.bsky.social•33 days ago

Wondering if vanky and the sin-in-law would be there

johndimucci.bsky.social•33 days ago

lol

happynoodlegirl.bsky.social•31 days ago

You haven't heard from Stormy? They have an open relationship. It is very progressive for a man who doesn't believe in addressing climate change.

tngardener.bsky.social•31 days ago

While Trump does the salute…

douyuindependant.bsky.social•33 days ago

What is trump doing?

sameoldfreddiep.bsky.social•33 days ago

She doesn't need Raya..... She just calls her madam.

toms-takes.bsky.social•33 days ago

Is there a chance the Secret Service provides more than security?

the1doctormitch.bsky.social•33 days ago

So, what is the point.

jc-allen.bsky.social•33 days ago

That she's unhappy, in a loveless marriage, and stuck in the First Lady role she wanted no part of the first time around?

the1doctormitch.bsky.social•33 days ago

Oh but she chooses to be stuck. Not feeling sorry for her.

jc-allen.bsky.social•33 days ago

I'm pretty sure the humor is intended to be at her expense, not to garner sympathy.

adrianbernard.bsky.social•33 days ago

At least the Donald is not shying away from the right-wing solute made popular before the last world war.

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