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theonion.com • 45 days ago

We need to make an American Against Hate shirt cause that is the thing we must defeat because it's the only tool they have.

@theonion.com
Q: Will you be restocking the "'History Sighs, Repeats Itself' Headline'" t-shirt?
It is currently sold out & I need a new one...
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If you thought an own goal was humiliating, try an own civilizational suicide.

Sad thought this was a sarcasm site. I know it must be hard to out do current

Oh, someone already made the "wait aren't you supposed to be a satire website" joke

Guile Wins!
Imperfect!!!

America will never be defeated. As sure as eggs is eggs.

This is too sensual onion

Maybe should have been "MAGA defeats America to make America great again"

More like “America Defeats Humanity” 😔

Wait, I thought the onion was supposed to be satire?

All good satire contains a hint of truth. Just unfortunate that the truth happens to continue moving closer to satire

Was going to comment this exact thing before I read your comment lol.

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