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theonion.com • 21 days ago

Chick-Fil-A Raptured
https://theonion.com/chick-fil-a-raptured/

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karinkelsey.bsky.social•21 days ago

Hobby Lobby....you're next.

orchid261.bsky.social•21 days ago

LOL…

akiva631.bsky.social•21 days ago

Cool. Hopefully gets replaced with a place I can eat at all seven days of the week and also not feel guilty about contributing to our country’s Christofascist transformation.

shazamdelstl.bsky.social•21 days ago

😆

ramen45.bsky.social•21 days ago

Was only a matter of time.

princessleah22.bsky.social•21 days ago

Take all of these “Christian” conservative politicians too 🤞🏻

patski.bsky.social•21 days ago

@xtine-romero.bsky.social
Do you remember explaing to me on Messenger about Chick-Fil-A ?

xtine-romero.bsky.social•21 days ago

No. But it sounds on brand for me. Haha

patski.bsky.social•21 days ago

You told me yr family referred to it as " Hate Chicken" 😂😂😂

xtine-romero.bsky.social•20 days ago

Yes we do.

blackheart24601.bsky.social•21 days ago

Mysterious Hellmouths found on site in their place. Details at 11.

patchpolitik.bsky.social•21 days ago

Finally some good news. Opens up space for good chicken sandwich shops like Popeyes.

purpleodyssey.bsky.social•21 days ago

I just want restaurant chains that don't support Israeli genocide and don't hate on the LGBTQ+community . Why is it so hard to get a decent chicken sandwich without a side of hate? 😣

balougene.bsky.social•21 days ago

Oooo yes! Popeyes is superior ethically and flavor wise 🤍

birdphomet.bsky.social•21 days ago

We should explode every restaurant ever

patchpolitik.bsky.social•21 days ago

Make way for even more Popeyes!

birdphomet.bsky.social•21 days ago

We should set off a nuke in 1 random popeyes a day until things improve

patchpolitik.bsky.social•21 days ago

Hmmm I disagree

birdphomet.bsky.social•21 days ago

1st nuke goes out to a Popeyes near you. Hope you like extra crispy

thebarefootsage.bsky.social•21 days ago

🤢

revjoey.bsky.social•21 days ago

Cannot happen soon enough...bye bye CRUCIFIXION CHICKEN

timbertoad.bsky.social•21 days ago

It's about fucking time! Now give us an In-n-Out burger joint and a liquor store on that corner!

ashley-girlcow.bsky.social•20 days ago

Thank God. (?)

austinmm6.bsky.social•21 days ago

And nothing of value was lost.

power2thepeople.bsky.social•21 days ago

Did In-N-Out follow?

jeancopeland.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂👏🏼

vlime286.bsky.social•21 days ago

Hobby Lobby and Crumbl

You’re next

thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social•21 days ago

Wait a minute what did Crumbl do?

therussianmafiaman.bsky.social•21 days ago

Labor violations and attempting to bully competitors with bullshit lawsuits

Also their cookies aren't nearly worth what they're charging

thehorizontaltegu.bsky.social•21 days ago

Can agree on the latter. Thanks for the heads up, I’m sticking with Chunk.

schnaa.bsky.social•21 days ago

Like to some extreme level? Because labor violations and frivolous lawsuits sound like run of the mill corporate shenanigans every company does.

therussianmafiaman.bsky.social•20 days ago

They started doing a thing called Mini Mondays and then found out a competitor was also doing Mini Mondays and sued for copyright infringement despite the competitor having done the promotion for over a year longer than Crumbl

balougene.bsky.social•21 days ago

Launch them into the goddamn sky

kamizar.bsky.social•21 days ago

As long as we still have the gnomes, we'll still have the chicken.

bozone23.bsky.social•21 days ago

I'm an atheist but I'm all for the rapture if it will get these religious loons off my planet.

shavastak.bsky.social•21 days ago

Can it please be true?

cxrengel.bsky.social•21 days ago

I haven't eaten there in a long time, and I never felt need to go back.

Just as well.

loltyrjustice11.bsky.social•21 days ago

finally that annoying jingle wont follow me everywhere i go

justineisinger.bsky.social•21 days ago

Shout out Akron. Ha!

thief-in-the-night.bsky.social•21 days ago

If Chick-Fil-a gets raptured before In-and-Out, the game is rigged…

mdgh.bsky.social•21 days ago

Why do I read this shit?

dgmangum4.bsky.social•21 days ago

We should be so lucky

realann.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂

wadeaminute.bsky.social•21 days ago

Then jesus grabbed a chix fil a then proclaimed..... really... this is it. For christ sake it's just chicken in a bun... and it's dry.

olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social•21 days ago

It was a God's swift raid to uncover hidden portages of hell. Nicely done!

cinni100.bsky.social•21 days ago

now we can replace it with Beef-fil-O >:D

cheryllanaster.bsky.social•21 days ago

The best thing I’ve ever read

ladybuck44.bsky.social•13 days ago

FOTFLMAO!😂😂😂😂😂

rumski.pds.lesbloomstulsa.com•21 days ago

That crunchy kale salad though 🥺👉👈

lemaki.bsky.social•21 days ago

Take those dumb cow ads with you

mcnuggs.bsky.social•21 days ago

*in the distance*

“It’s my pleasuuurrrreee”

somecommoner.bsky.social•21 days ago

Everybody loves the farm until you have to drown a bag of kittens.

matthew100001.bsky.social•21 days ago

And then promptly dropped when God realized they have contempt for their neighbors.

princesssmartass.bsky.social•21 days ago

Good riddance

moniquegr.bsky.social•21 days ago

😂😂😂

zailon.bsky.social•21 days ago

Hey I've got a new headline you can use:

Frustrated by not being able to lower egg prices Republicans contact Hitler via Ouija board to ask for advice.