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Have a written record of society’s collapse.

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Plus it's makes for good firestarter when you need to heat your makeshift shack, after you lost your house and land.

First, they took my house. But at least I still had my backyard... then, they took my land.

i'm busy right now, maybe later

What’s a “Stationary Guru?” Someone who likes to stay in one place?

A guru for stations of all kinds, including buses, trains, radios, socioeconomic, gas, and weather!

That's OK, I've been writing my own for the last few years. Even if the fags at X call me "inauthentic"

There is literally a book called. Collapse. I’m so sorry, The Onion, there is just nothing left to satirize.

I mean, with the state of Everything being generalized enshittification, I'm spending a LOT more time reading than doing any social media mess.

When did this become a real news channel??

The day Fox news channel started having to tell its viewers what was news and what was opinion.

Satire detection was completely out of the question.

Of note, they ended that saga with no notice, and their viewership didn't notice or care.

*checks Babylon Bee*

This is a great source of jokes to tell the Death camp guards on the way to the showers.

I'm contemplating the print edition, but should I unfollow here so it's all fresh to me or is it entirely different content?

I give this one 10 years.

I am super close to subscribing to print edition.

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