DOGE By The Numbers
https://theonion.com/doge-by-the-numbers/
https://theonion.com/doge-by-the-numbers/
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… or a legion of enraged former civil servants are going to straight up Luigi him before we get a chance at arresting him 🤷♂️
The Rich don’t get arrested anyway.
The amount saved by Elon Musk per Elon Musk.
Don’t argue with his number.
"Billionaires"
https://www.doubledown.news/watch/2025/january/how-billionaires-took-over-the-world-george-monbiot#:~:text=How-,Billionaires,-Took%20Over%20The
Gotta pump those numbers up!
Maybe they should try defunding the Navy SEALs? I'm sure those guys are all very sane and well adjusted people who will understand that our country doesn't need multiple redundant special forces teams.
Mega-billionaire who can't find a life partner is all we needed to know.
Just saying
13,000: Federal employees laid off via meme
500: Nut taps distributed
253: Number of scorned public servants currently writing manifestos
8: Times Elon Musk has tried to explain why the agency name is funny to Trump"
17: Cancer research breakthroughs successfully averted
83: FAA employees left between you and a Boeing 747 crashing into your house
13,000: Federal employees laid off via meme
SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL.
deny 🍄
depose🍄
It will take just one disgruntled postal worker.
He must be rooted out.
No concession.