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theonion.com • 10 hours ago

Study Finds Revving Corvette Outside Her Office Best Way To Show Ex What She’s Missing
https://theonion.com/study-finds-revving-corvette-outside-her-office-best-way-to-show-ex-what-shes-missing/

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rheuphus.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Thank you "The Onion"

rheuphus.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Yep.. the car ... nothing esle

eveliinac.bsky.social•6 hours ago

🤭

mastermace.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Is clapping your hands considered domestic violence?

shannon-chickadee.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Take note

kbenjaminstone.bsky.social•9 hours ago

See, Sharon! Says right here in the newspaper, look.

dylangibbs.bsky.social•4 hours ago

ultimatist.bsky.social•9 hours ago

In an age, where poor Onion can’t invent headlines more ridiculous than what’s actually happening in DC, I’m thankful for articles like these!

cirroccojones.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Study also shows that most men forgot that she already knew about the corvette.

And left anyway.

slriley.com•8 hours ago

That should convince any woman that they're missing out on being with an asshole who defines his manhood by the car he drives.

mpcxking.bsky.social•5 hours ago

The sad thing is that majority of men will take this seriously

bsorohan.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I would imagine knowing that she's missing having to be with a douche would be a mood booster.

jackalope1965.bsky.social•9 hours ago

The hand gesture that I give to such people: 🤏

paganoutlaw.bsky.social•3 hours ago

best way to show the world you have a microphallus, as well

urdnotbakara.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Sounds legit.

soswest.bsky.social•10 hours ago

danzigsmommy.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Me but in my new Tacoma

jjmanners.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Is there a specific model year that works best? I’m thinking some of the early- to mid-80s models were too underpowered to do the trick.

ohhjim.bsky.social•9 hours ago

I show my ex what she’s missing by having a job!

danieltkelleher.bsky.social•8 hours ago

@downinfrontlive.bsky.social the sequel to 200 MPH!

harrypujols.com•5 hours ago

In Long Island is Porsches.

countessmwm.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Is stalking really a joke? 8 out of 10 chose the bear. Misogynistic Onion. Do not approve.

someguypdx.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Satire, you Mensa candidate.

aryanna.bsky.social•7 hours ago

The only thing I’m gonna miss if I hear that is my noise-canceling headphones

lalarium.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Follow the science!

masonsal.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I thought it was doing a sick powerslide?

scandyandy.bsky.social•9 hours ago

The revving is like the foreplay to the climax of a sick powerslide ... obviously.

leafybins.bsky.social•9 hours ago

🎶I put the COR in Vette
When I'm revving that thing
I know she's getting wet🎶

boggypizza.bsky.social•7 hours ago

i worked at a seaside motel and got a call from someone asking if them and all of their friends could reserve side by side parking spots for all of their corvettes and i hope everyone involved is dead

wickit411.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Unfortunately, another study published in the Newer English Medical Journal found that revving your corvette at a stoplight causes impotence.

realgarytruax.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Yeah! That oughta’ show her…

johnpfree.bsky.social•1 hour ago

How retro! 😅

epaxbs.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Google Play search for E-Play free music software

metahandle.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Funny how that’s a bmw Z4 though

schzzrf.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Well that’s just good advice

nerdyash.bsky.social•5 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

vzxkr.bsky.social•9 hours ago

regular news! say it with me now, everybody!! this is just regular news! everyone, come on!!!! i thought the onion was satire !!!!

stlsparty.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Does it work with a Prius too?

whoa-magic.lol•10 hours ago

Ha!

moonrakermonty.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Cant do that with a Tesla!

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