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theonion.com • 1 day ago

‘Maybe Hot Dog Will Make Wife Feel Better,’ Thinks Husband No Closer To Fixing Things
https://theonion.com/maybe-hot-dog-will-make-wife-feel-better-thinks-husband-no-closer-to-fixing-things/

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ekkochambers.bsky.social•22 hours ago

This is a plot point in some misery-porn drama film, probably.

nicvanwie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nah - that would totally work on me though.

msbak.bsky.social•23 hours ago

😆😂🤣laughing and crying at today's news...Onion you rock ...

billybobbettybeans.bsky.social•1 day ago

The problem was the lack of condiments. Next time, add some ketchup and all will be forgiven

flowersnurmullet.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ketchup!

Get out! Leave! Go to X!

billybobbettybeans.bsky.social•1 day ago

What, you a big yellow mustard fan. Get out of here with that disgustingness. 😄

screamingsarcasm.bsky.social•3 hours ago

He's a keeper ladies.

gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•1 day ago

And he'll never be closer to fixing things.

free2playlesspays.bsky.social•1 day ago

thats like a relationship issue, or is the wife sick and he doesnt know how to help? Cuz bitches dont want 2 repair problems - they want 2 keep having problems, so they can yap bout them and B a center of attention. Giving her a hotdog is as effecting @ mending things as her wanting 2 B listened 2

lemarchand.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Who holds a hotdog like that?

testsubjectzeta.bsky.social•1 day ago

No egg. Only weiner.

mlgroth.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Reported for tiny porn

constancethebadger.bsky.social•1 day ago

This one is just sad

shypawg.com•1 day ago

I'd eat the hotdog

jayahrr.bsky.social•1 day ago

I take offense to that. I made her an omelet!

techadeptauxbearer.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, if she gave me a hotdog I would feel better

leon-skum.bsky.social•1 day ago

Depends on what she does with the hot dog.

buckyrea.bsky.social•8 hours ago

When did this become a thinly veiled pornography website?

final-girl-helena.bsky.social•1 day ago

hotdog make me feel better tho

crazykart.bsky.social•1 day ago

’Maybe Finger Cleaner Will Make Husband Feel Better’, Thinks Wife No Closer To Fixing Things

uniquemolecule.bsky.social•1 day ago

Send this to my wife who stepped in something that turned out NOT to be cat barf but still something gross that was my fault. Confident this’ll fix it.