Physician-Assisted Political Suicide? Wondering. Terror sweeps across GOP House! Trump stands with whip to insure boot-licking loyalty. And there's the home town constituents who are so angry and frustrated over the Trump-Musk plunder that Speaker Johnson tells them to avoid Town Hall forums. 🥶
He was voted in by the district he is trying to flee. No district is going to be happy with the take down of American norms by this Project 2025 administration.
Brave congressman ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave congressman turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, congressman!
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and God Save the #UDPRA!1
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What a whimp! Grow a pair, Congressman!
Well, F*ck You!
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave congressman turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, congressman!
The entire republican party: "My constituents are REALLY mean...you can't make me go back!" 😆
When there is nothing left to satirize, because reality is so much more The Onion than you can write, do you just take a week off?
How come they don't just give me money so I can go on an all night bender on the taxpayer's dime?
What the hell is this accountability you speak of? I'm self important and you're just being rude.
Big meanies.