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theonion.com • 3 days ago

Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher Volunteer At Local Predator Shelter
https://theonion.com/mila-kunis-ashton-kutcher-volunteer-at-local-predator-shelter/

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lochnessmomster.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm confused. Did something new happen or is this about Danny Masterson?

essila21.bsky.social•3 days ago

There's also the Diddy connection

fuzzysoft.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is a joke from The Onion about their support of Masterson.

itty53.bsky.social•3 days ago

There's also some shady past between the two pictured from back when she was very underage.

toocoolage.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kutcher is also one of Diddy's best buds

thethawk.bsky.social•3 days ago

This.

cadenswanigan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kutcher was also a close associate with Diddy, and the only person who was invited to co-host one of the white parties, in 2009. He owns a app to "prevent child trafficking" tho

lochnessmomster.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ah, ok. Thanks, that makes a little more sense. I figured too much time has gone by since their letter of support for Danny Masterson for it to be about that.

cadenswanigan.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's a combination of factors, and that it's only a matter of time before they get dragged in, Ashton at the very least. Also considering his incident with Ashley Ellerin and the Hollywood Ripper in the early 2000s and the actions he took, he's definitely being socially reevaluated

sheldonglee1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Giving sponge baths to Danny Masterson.

shootthisway.bsky.social•3 days ago

How did it turn out that Topher Grace was the best person on that cast (young ones).

danrar.bsky.social•3 days ago

There's a reason he wants VERY LITTLE to do with anyone from the show.

Even Kurtwood and Debra supported the rapist.

iveseenfootage.bsky.social•3 days ago

I was very disappointed in them for that.

danrar.bsky.social•3 days ago

To some degree I think I get it. They watched most of these actors grow up including Masterson.

The thing is Topher left before the series ended. He knew then that these were people he couldn't be associated with. And these are people he'd normally be bonded to - he grew up with them.

excharger.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh, you all are in the zone. Thank you, I need a good belly laugh right now, as the USA goes to complete shit.

infoministry.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think Ashton has more money than Nancy Pelosi and his wife is hotter than Mr.Pelosi.

He is winning.

phoenix-knight.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ah yes.
The things in life that matter.
Hotness.
And being rich.

No, I believe thats just called being shallow and useless AF.

infoministry.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is it possible to be hot and rich without being shallow and useless AF?

phoenix-knight.bsky.social•3 days ago

As long as those arent the only 2 qualities youre putting points in, of course!

But I feel like a lot of people really do keep the bar that low.

infoministry.bsky.social•3 days ago

Agree.

But I dont want to give Ashton or Pelosi too much credit, so I will just say that they are both winners! (I guess).

its106miles.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes

infoministry.bsky.social•3 days ago

❤️

ksgant.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ouch!

helloitsarthur.bsky.social•3 days ago

nickis house?

ohkaybye.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yo 💀

suent.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah. As what? Enablers?

rashon7.bsky.social•3 days ago

Danny and Diddy guilt???.....🤔🫢

aaronthorpe.bsky.social•3 days ago

Shut up Meg

dingokayfabe.bsky.social•3 days ago

The new onion really isn’t pulling punches, huh

raineyallthetime.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m sure the reunion with Danny Masterson was touching (inappropriately)

jawshoohahh.bsky.social•3 days ago

What Danny did was wrong. Ashton and Mila stood up for their friend and I wont judge them for that. Used to be the measure of a good friend was if they’d help you bury a body! I feel like we draw too many lines in the sand these days. What would you do if your friend was in trouble?

piebrain.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ashton then invited everybody to a white out party

hisadick.bsky.social•3 days ago

At Mara Lago.

armscorpio57.bsky.social•3 days ago

I bet my brain cells that the Tate Brothers are being helped with legal advice at the local predator shelter.

econs.has.hair•3 days ago

Predators turn them away stating “you both stink, take a shower! And Scientology? No thanks, even we aren’t that vile

elodeez.bsky.social•3 days ago

predators and scientology are pretty linked. the guy who founded it was a pedophile, but okay.

blueblondie48.bsky.social•3 days ago

Change of heart or hypocrites?

chloeisacat.bsky.social•3 days ago

I still shake my head. How could he have been so freaking stupid. All he had to do is just keep his freaking mouth shut.

mothman46.bsky.social•3 days ago

To catch a predator you have to think like a predator

sadferengi.bsky.social•3 days ago

Took me a second to realize this is The Onion…

phoenix-knight.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ouch. 😂

thund3rstruck.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a42544454/mila-kunis-ashton-kutcher-relationship-timeline/

agolftwittler1945.bsky.social•3 days ago

Diddy’s house?

kristenscherer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Rapist apologists

boycott-tesla.bsky.social•3 days ago

Say hi to Danny.

betterhumannewname.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ruthless!!

dayanaic.bsky.social•3 days ago

Aka Scientology shelter

sdvibe.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oh, they were at the after party for 47's speech to Congress?

aerin-salvo.bsky.social•3 days ago

Woooooooooooow.
Bravo Onion. Bravo.

siefy74.bsky.social•3 days ago

Let me guess, the shelter is run by the Church of $cientology.

n83z01qbui.bsky.social•3 days ago

@yasharali.bsky.social 🤡

soapiestfrog.bsky.social•3 days ago

It was a Diddy Party.

wokism1.bsky.social•3 days ago

ouch, Ouch, OUCH, lol

glen922.bsky.social•2 days ago

Both narcissistic pieces of shit. The dude hung out with the rapist Masterson - peas in a pod, and the skank still went for him. Gross.

jackpower.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Predator shelter"?

Oh, you mean at a church?

valleydad34.bsky.social•3 days ago

Or The White House.

free2playlesspays.bsky.social•3 days ago

thats the joke? I thought it implies the actors sexually harassed ppl

milesfromreality.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ashton was at the diddler parties

free2playlesspays.bsky.social•1 day ago

which is weird, cuz hes into milfs and cougars

milesfromreality.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean the popular thing is to call diddy a pdf, but he surely had all variety of different people around. He’s just a super freak.

thund3rstruck.bsky.social•3 days ago

He did, as did his costar, who was being protected by Scientology. Mila Kunis was 15 years old IRL Ashton was 20. Danny Masterson faced serious criminal charges.

hylianxiao.writes.fyi•3 days ago

No, they supported someone on their That 70s Show cast who was found out to have a number of allegations against him. Once the two were called out, they gave a shitty apology for it

free2playlesspays.bsky.social•3 days ago

is that recent? Is there a verdict yet, or still just allegations?

a-boy-named-tzu.bsky.social•3 days ago

Danny Masterson was arrested and is currently in prison. That's all I know.

hylianxiao.writes.fyi•3 days ago

It’s been known for a couple years now, I don’t remember the details bc I don’t care about the three of those asshats enough to spend my time looking up details but that’s specifically me. You can see what happened, I’m personally just not interested.

grey---area.bsky.social•3 days ago

They didn't jump fast enough and/or through enough hoops to placate the mob and now the Onion uses them as low hanging fruit.

monteneggroll.bsky.social•3 days ago

They literally wrote letters of support for a convicted rapist asking for leniency during his sentencing. This happened while Kutcher was chairman of the board of a charity meant to protect people from sexual abuse. They deserved all the flak they received.

phoenix-knight.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not all churches are disgusting. But yeah....people who crave power tend to go to places where they think they will find innocent or easily-deceived people and prey on them there. Ita gross...but its the people who make it gross, not the ideal itself.
Evangelical conservatives are fake Christians.

phoenix-knight.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Christians" who still think Trump is a good person, are fake Christians.
Looking up to someone who creates golden idols of their self is a cult. Its not Christianity. And thats where modern conservatives are headed now. Im proud to be a blue voter and to be looking for something better and right.

phoenix-knight.bsky.social•3 days ago

Church is not a place where predators are welcome to come to and prowl or rule over and preach to others while stealing money from their fellowship. Its not a church otherwise. Never was.

Blech.