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theonion.com • 3 days ago

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile
https://theonion.com/cop-posing-as-underage-girl-online-falls-in-love-with-pedophile/

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rheuphus.bsky.social•2 days ago

Replace that face with ANY PutinPubliKKKLan politician

shaiko-system.bsky.social•2 days ago

[ paraphilias describe attraction, not actions. attractions do not define morals, action, or intent. *predators* act on vulnerable victims regardless of attraction, especially if they have power over someone. an abusive parent, an abusive pet owner, an abusive partner monetarily trapping the other ]

shaiko-system.bsky.social•2 days ago

[ to elaborate with the specific example of pedophilia: pedophiles are most often not child predators, and child predators are not necessarily pedophiles. just as people with a rape kink most often aren't rapists, and rapists don't necessarily have a rape kink.

actions hurt people, not thoughts. ]

perstephaniel.bsky.social•3 days ago

Jokes about pedophilia are super

aidenninetynine.bsky.social•3 days ago

I know this is supposed to be satire, but it seems WAY too real.

pyrrhios.bsky.social•2 days ago

Trump voters be like

kevanaponte.bsky.social•2 days ago

This is not funny. Mostly what you post is funny, this is not.

maya-weiss.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don't want it to be funny, but it is. fuck

shaneo902.bsky.social•2 days ago

I figure this must of actually happened at least once.

krisweinschenker.bsky.social•3 days ago

Was it owner of the @theonion.com , Ben Collins?

rachelthislife.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wow 😂🥺

cirroccojones.bsky.social•3 days ago

Tale as old as time...

plicketyplunk.bsky.social•3 days ago

😄😄😄

zehn.bsky.social•3 days ago

His daddy will never accept their love!

island-plinker.bsky.social•3 days ago

*gasp* onion! This is the most twisted one I've seen so far!......I like it!🙂

maestrabg.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not funny-inappropriate even for comedy.

michaelstutesman.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/michaelstutesman.bsky.social/post/3ljljrtyp522b

educ8tusall.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂

namelessone84.bsky.social•3 days ago

Glad to hear Gatez finally found someone

jivealchemy.bsky.social•2 days ago

⛑️swoon🧬

royalmcpoyle.bsky.social•3 days ago

Is that the “stonk” guy?

jlieras5428.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣

theonetruedoink.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂

supramortal.bsky.social•3 days ago

That Pedo's got some rizz.

cmfalicia.bsky.social•3 days ago

oh onion, your job is so much harder now, but I think you achieved here.

northornlights.bsky.social•2 days ago

This made me snort laugh

debifo.bsky.social•2 days ago

🤣🤣

shenannigans.bsky.social•3 days ago

I didn't read the article, but his genuine joyous face is killing me.

ambermonk.bsky.social•3 days ago

Reminds me of NPCs from N64 games

trumoi.bsky.social•2 days ago

Predators stick together and all that

jhsu802701.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Onion strikes again!

defeq79.bsky.social•3 days ago

Y’all knew it would happen

drunkenlemur.bsky.social•3 days ago

Why does his face look like that?

vicvinegar2024.bsky.social•2 days ago

Church group?

dickking.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣I was on a federal jury case in Michigan and the undercover cop went by the screen name "prom queen 2000"🤣🤣🤣

josefkaf.bsky.social•3 days ago

I saw this coming.

usdem.bsky.social•3 days ago

The cop actually showed up to the Pedophile's house and was greeted by a camera crew.

lilacsxgirl.bsky.social•2 days ago

😅

thesandwichman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Priceless!

jayan-tm.bsky.social•2 days ago

I was going to post "Won't somebody think of the Children" Simpsons meme... then realised that's what got us into this mess in the first place

adrame.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂

nekrobomb.bsky.social•2 days ago

I mean, he just likes kids, hasn't had sex with one. I can change him.

steveperkins62.bsky.social•3 days ago

That'll change as soon as he actually sees Gaetz

jaxsun72.bsky.social•2 days ago

The Heart Wants What It Wants

imaweiner.bsky.social•3 days ago

Haha i haveva Hard copy of this story thanks to my Onion Subscription ™️ on sale now

thetellurian.bsky.social•3 days ago

Acab.

manifestingchaos.bsky.social•2 days ago

This one’s gross, you guys.

reasonablepsycho.bsky.social•3 days ago

Okay, this one made me chuckle lol

sinnick.bsky.social•3 days ago

""And he gets it when I complain about my parents, too.”
“God knows he pays more attention to me than they do,” he added, referring to Ruben and Isabella Aguero of Baytown, TX, age 84 and 81, respectively.""
🫶🧅

ericajayne.bsky.social•2 days ago

Houston is having a rough week. Pick on someone else. Not nice, Onion. Not nice.

flowersnurmullet.bsky.social•2 days ago

Aww, it's a match made in the psychiatrist's office!

heather-alexis.bsky.social•3 days ago

Well presumably they have a lot in common. Like their jobs.

hiking-phil-japan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Sounds like an American Dad episode.

shinyvenusaur.bsky.social•2 days ago

heartwarming

junggravy.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wow. The first time you posted this didn't get enough hate? Did Turmp demand a reissue?

overpar.bsky.social•2 days ago

It was bound to happen at some point.

fplpain.bsky.social•2 days ago

Why with the ai bullshit?

dennis-moore.bsky.social•2 days ago

Man bites dog.

katgranz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Damnit - I had to click on the link and stare at it for a few seconds before it registered this is an onion piece. Holy shite they are on fire lately.

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