From The Archives: Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 18 hours ago

From The Archives: Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison

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threekitties.bsky.social•18 hours ago

I didn’t see this was the Onion, I really thought it might be true 💀

olex.co•18 hours ago

Brutal repost

jasonthephotog.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I think Columbia University needs to sail back to where it came from.

cometothequiet.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Why do I keep guessing wrong about whether an article is from the Onion or not?

capnqueer.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Because our political situation is beyond parody. 😔

ccsocal.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Sounds about right🤨

iranphotos.bsky.social•17 hours ago

They say they’ve hiked the tuition for Ivy League prisons. 😁

thunderowl.one•17 hours ago

Not fair, those have no everyday's life expenses at all.

madder-mordant.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Free room and board and healthcare? And it’s taxpayer subsidized? Sign me up!

remnanthouston.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Fuck Columbia university.

fenway1.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Too soon. With the arrest of Mahoud Khalil, trump is signaling that free speech on campuses, as well as our society-at-large, is Gone unless it aligns with his ridiculously anti-democratic opinions.

liberationnow.bsky.social•17 hours ago

It’s actually from last year

yulriddick.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Ambiance is a priority for some ppl. We're talking about learning here...

gemmasbooks.bsky.social•17 hours ago

More proof that The Onion hired Nostradamus.

shredmaster10000.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Damn, I thought this was a real headline 😭😭😭.

vivienomalley.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Middle finger to the caving university.

jenniesvoiceyes.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Christofascists Vance/Speaker Johnson/many Supreme Court Justices/others pushing Heritage Foundation's vile "Project Esther" & thus arresting people like Mahmoud Khalil just as terror tactic.
#ProjectEsther
#freeMahmoud

https://forward.com/forward-newsletters/antisemitism-notebook/664258/the-group-behind-project-2025-has-a-new-plan-to-fight-antisemitism/
https://forward.com/forward-newsletters/antisemitism-notebook/664258/the-group-behind-project-2025-has-a-new-plan-to-fight-antisemitism/

burtwelch.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Onion comin out swinging against the zionists - and it feeds my cold heart.

gardenmonster.bsky.social•17 hours ago

crozet.bsky.social•3 hours ago

After McCarthyism America has now Trumpism, not far away from Fascism!

d3monding.bsky.social•17 hours ago

this just in, americans are cowards.
who knew?

echocaz.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Getting harder and harder to tell satire from truth...

michellelife87.bsky.social•16 hours ago

This seems too real.

jc-allen.bsky.social•16 hours ago

God, I just about ate the onion on that one. What a sad timeline we live in. 🤦‍♂️

ohsaidwhat.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Genuinely thought this was real and had to make sure I was reading correctly. This satire is getting awfully … real.

lynnwinx.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I wish it were true. It would be pretty nice.

rondorland.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Impossible to tell truth from fiction these days.

ginnibean.bsky.social•16 hours ago

You know shit's bad when you don't realize it's satire and just kinda went, " yeah sounds about right."

sothewindsings.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Honestly, this could be real 🥲

mexiconews.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Change name

leafybins.bsky.social•17 hours ago

If l give you a 6ft by 9ft cell
And add 3 square meals day

How badly have the faculty at your university sold you out?

leafybins.bsky.social•17 hours ago

At the end of the course will there be a pro test?

jward98665.bsky.social•13 hours ago

You know what's sad about this? I scrolled down to the headline under the photo and thought it was real. THEN I scrolled up a bit and saw it was an Onion piece. Which, in March of 2025, makes this happening no less believable.