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theonion.com • 59 days ago

Report: Store Out Of Good Kind
https://theonion.com/report-store-out-of-good-kind-1819579851/

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Guess I'll have to wait until the Made in Canada product is back in stock... I'm not about to buy the American companies cheap knock off 😅

desertsquatch.bsky.social•59 days ago

Kind buds are hard to find yo

marithedraconic.bsky.social•59 days ago

Man, this isn't even satire this time 😔

olivethemushrooms.bsky.social•59 days ago

Wegmans please get the cheese crunchies back in stock it’s been weeks 🥲

ekkochambers.bsky.social•59 days ago

"Wegmans" is a terrible name for a grocery store. It sounds like an innuendo. I know it's probably German but they also made Aldi's and that's a rly good name so like what's their excuse? /JOKE

justtheprincess.bsky.social•59 days ago

Not the good kind again. 😩

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•59 days ago

Sorry only banana flavored candy at this time.

voxelroguery.bsky.social•59 days ago

one of the few sites worth turning off ublock origin for

stinkowitz.bsky.social•58 days ago

But there's still the store brand, though, which is just as good...if you squint and your taste buds are dead.

linkman1.bsky.social•59 days ago

That stinger is heartbreaking

emcee-you.bsky.social•59 days ago

I feel this.

ann7837.bsky.social•59 days ago

good AND kind?

or

THE good kind?

ratexla.bsky.social•59 days ago

My local shop was out of (non-organic) Canadian maple syrup last time I checked. COINCIDENCE?! Hopefully it's bc people have been wanting to support Canada, not bc the industry has collapsed already.

I don't buy much sugar, but I got me a bottle o' organic maple syrup to spite Dump.

ratexla.bsky.social•59 days ago

Ginger Monster :'(

sophygurl.bsky.social•59 days ago

Hate when that happens!

prehbine.bsky.social•59 days ago

Doncha hate when that happens?!

talker2002.bsky.social•59 days ago

Try Canadian. You'll never go back.

downtownletibrowne.bsky.social•59 days ago

Honestly they NEVER have the oat milk I want 😤

rondorland.bsky.social•59 days ago

That's why I'm drinking store brand Covfefe this morning.

jc-allen.bsky.social•59 days ago

I saw which way the winds were blowing and bought 7 jars of my favorite Covfefe before it was too late. Then I remembered I planned to talk to my doctor about going back on Adderall, meaning I'd have to give up Covfefe unless it was decaf. 🤦‍♂️

rondorland.bsky.social•59 days ago

Decaf Covfefe? Might as well buy zero octane gasoline or booze without alcohol in it.

ekkochambers.bsky.social•59 days ago

I haven't heard that name in years.

lluck002.bsky.social•59 days ago

😔

lluck002.bsky.social•59 days ago

Stores are actually running out of all the kinds now… CVS next door to my office this week…

jchedj.bsky.social•59 days ago

PEOPLE It's your fault this continues to happen. " YOU " you re-elected them and then cry for term limits.
When you stop acting stupid just like MAG MITES and republican followers , then , and only then will real change happen ! STOP BEING STUPID !

tonyglee.bsky.social•59 days ago

😢

cshawproductions.bsky.social•59 days ago

Kind bud?

leafybins.bsky.social•59 days ago

"There was only Geese's, Meese's and Beesie's pieces". Said George Rambart. Before adding, "America is falling apart".

bigstape.bsky.social•59 days ago

I thought this was a five year flashback

gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•59 days ago

It's both current and a flashback.

therevelators.bsky.social•59 days ago

The only excuse for single-ply.

jackdasilva.bsky.social•59 days ago

thanks obama

its4theer.bsky.social•59 days ago

Thats why we cant have good things

zorotl.bsky.social•59 days ago

Then you have to get the other kind, which is probably pretty good on its own, but all you think is how it isn't The Good Kind, so your opinion is biased.

stinkowitz.bsky.social•58 days ago

Wait...but...isn't EVERY opinion biased?

zorotl.bsky.social•58 days ago

Mine are objectively correct.

finishay.bsky.social•59 days ago

crying because they don't stock baja blast zero (the good kind of baja blast) anymore

wocky.bsky.social•59 days ago

Finally someone else sees it

manselofmacsen.bsky.social•59 days ago

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