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theonion.com • 3 days ago

Area Dog Will Never Live Up To Dog On Purina Bag
https://theonion.com/area-dog-will-never-live-up-to-dog-on-purina-bag-1819567763/

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ekkochambers.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nooo he's good boy poor baby 😭

nhwharfrat.bsky.social•3 days ago

area dog owners were not consulted on this one

my-random-name.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yes he will!
Who’s a good boy?
Is it you?
Are you the best boy?
You are!

Doggo: “I have concerns regarding your short term memory.”

gretagroots.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thank you for this 😂

msbak.bsky.social•3 days ago

😆

desertsquatch.bsky.social•3 days ago

No one knows what dog chow is. I know that the Chow is a breed of dog, not a breed of a food.

erebus-sd.bsky.social•3 days ago

I know this isn't the point of the post, but don't feed your pets Purina. They're owned by Nestlé.

But also, both dogs are still very good boys/girls and deserve lots of treats :3

iniyama.bsky.social•3 days ago

who wants to be like a nestle dog anyways

dvdrbnsn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Learn to smile more.

djinn313.bsky.social•3 days ago

Okay Onion, that one is too mean.

libertyoneradio.bsky.social•3 days ago

Area Dog is thinking, I want to breed with Purina Dog.

claudebadley.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not if you keep feeding him that crap.

bobf4321.bsky.social•3 days ago

Finally! Some news about Area Dog..

princessjemmy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Apparently Buster’s family doesn’t love him enough to spring for canine therapy.

goobypls89.bsky.social•3 days ago

They're doing their best and they're a good dog regardless.

archietuliploki.bsky.social•3 days ago

I laughed

Dude this remind me of this British guy who was ranking dog breeds and he rates "foreign street dog" 😂

And he's like "I got one of these. Sometimes I wonder if it's a dingo it's nothing like my breed Belgian malnois. They get an f, I don't want anyone to have this problem" 😂

archietuliploki.bsky.social•3 days ago

And I was laughing cuz when I got Archie from Mexico for awhile I was wondering if he's a fuckin coydog cuz of how weird and wild he is.

And it's funny especially his behavior next to tulip the AKC registered pure bred mini poodle

So now when he act up I think of that and laugh