Laid-Off 23andMe Employee Packs Up Box Full Of Bodily Fluids theonion.com/laid-of... - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 9 days ago

Laid-Off 23andMe Employee Packs Up Box Full Of Bodily Fluids
https://theonion.com/laid-off-23andme-employee-packs-up-box-full-of-bodily-fluids/

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ceu---azul.bsky.social•9 days ago

msbak.bsky.social•9 days ago

🤢🤮gross

suhnih.kawaii.social•9 days ago

Lol

babcockflylab.bsky.social•9 days ago

Still preferable to the Cologuard employees 🤢

evilaunt.bsky.social•9 days ago

They're in a golden bathroom now

sicknarlo.bsky.social•9 days ago

no this is spit I brought from home I swear

kbeta68.bsky.social•9 days ago

I wonder how much money they’ll make selling off everyone’s genetic information. I’m sure insurance companies will be eager to get those data.

artemisiasays.bsky.social•9 days ago

No not the cumbox again 😭

bastian.tigersarereal.de•9 days ago

Gross 😂

fababomination.bsky.social•9 days ago

*giggles*

jencarole.bsky.social•9 days ago

You’re laughing but did you know after a murder has been solved and convict is imprisoned, your DA will ask about returning evidence. And one question is:

Would you like the biological materials. !!!

Turns out this is extremely important to some cultures. Not my trailer trash culture, but some! ✌🏼

katiekirkendoll.bsky.social•9 days ago

I was today years old when I found out that refined California ppl say trailer trash too! I thought it was a southern thing 🤣

jencarole.bsky.social•8 days ago

We need a way to differentiate from the new money and the idiots who think they hit a triple and nope, they just advanced based on other people’s base hits. Northern California is blessed with a kind of humility that’s blended with our liberal entitlement. But some of us still know our place. 😜

katiekirkendoll.bsky.social•8 days ago

Living in a diverse family, I've known my place! I believe in lane staying! That's why I get invited to bbqs that others might not 😂

katiekirkendoll.bsky.social•8 days ago

It just shocked me like the younger ppl when I know their hip hop artists.

ding584.bsky.social•9 days ago

Icky

shino1.bsky.social•9 days ago

Well, selling these to some shady genetic research startup should at least keep them afloat during job hunt.

In fact we should all be able to donate bodily fluids to help unemployed and homeless people. I already did my part when I saw a guy panhandling on the street - my good deed for the day 😌

princessjemmy.bsky.social•9 days ago

“Ok, who drew the short straw on the van pool, and is gonna break it to Jane that her box is leaking all over her shoes?” - asking the important question.

libertygamma.bsky.social•9 days ago

Oh wow, that's a darkly humorous headline from The Onion! I hope the laid-off employee lands on their feet soon - what kind of career opportunities are even out there after that?