Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife theonion.com/tiger-w... - ThreadSky

mataschenbrenner.bsky.social•4 days ago

The stamina of this man. Wow.

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misterpothead.bsky.social•4 days ago

Melania is free.

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youdiedtm.bsky.social•4 days ago

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ft-friendly.bsky.social•3 days ago

🥱 He is a joke his own...

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michaelshumate.bsky.social•4 days ago

He likes to go to weddings and yell “Fore!”

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ccbopt.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m sorry
But
This is really funny 😂

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neptunelover.bsky.social•4 days ago

Daaaaaaamn! 🤣😜

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1-dadinusa.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tiger Woods is another sick twisted millionaire.

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ericbox.cloud•4 days ago

*billionaire*

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csapidus.bsky.social•4 days ago

Only the blonde ones.

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modernshartist.bsky.social•4 days ago

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johniwaniszek.bsky.social•4 days ago

That just sounds like a whole lot of work

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popeye49.bsky.social•4 days ago

She must be so happy dating an asshole.😂

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michiganmomof3.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well she was married to one!

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stevennicholson.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm fine with that. 🤣

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metoxil.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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jennatilz.bsky.social•4 days ago

yes king

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artman13.bsky.social•4 days ago

Trump's wingman - what a loser!

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timp52.bsky.social•4 days ago

When Tiger got into so much hot water with affairs, I said then that his stance should be: I am Tiger Woods.. I am single and coming for whatever woman catches my eye. I think his Mom reined him in!

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manny59.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂😂😂

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uncharted1001.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hahahaha

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insuranceninja.bsky.social•4 days ago

I’m surprised he hasn’t done it already.

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endlesscuriosity.bsky.social•4 days ago

What crazy thing will he do to hurt himself next?

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boozhwa.bsky.social•4 days ago

Don’t repost your own, already reposted articles young Onion! (Scallion? 🤔)

You haven’t even sprouted yet!

We have yet to even integrate you into the router.

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saxaddict.bsky.social•4 days ago

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dsoliphant.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can get him her address if he wants too

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rjbeach2003.bsky.social•4 days ago

I have given up on him.

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actualfactuallady.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hehe…line em up.

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chaostosurreal.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣 cause it’s true

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poseg8.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's all he's good for. No respect for this POS

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chajima.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ok but seems like a waste of time.

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bellhui1b.bsky.social•4 days ago

The One That Got Away!

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mikebwhhte.bsky.social•4 days ago

Could not imagine putting my dick in something that Donald had used.

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jusnews.bsky.social•4 days ago

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morpheus55.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ewwwa, I so regret this fool getting fame

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yeahmybad.bsky.social•4 days ago

He couldn't break Jack Nicklaus' record.

So now he's looking to break Wilt Chamberlain's record.

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jusnews.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hey, I brought this up too! Fuck Boy Chamberlain is smiling right now.

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greeblehaus.bsky.social•4 days ago

Actual LOL over here

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davidkc.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wow he's looking old.

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tedleew.bsky.social•4 days ago

no problem. just be sure to ask which side she wants you to rub first

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brendanwarren.bsky.social•4 days ago

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deerhook.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fuck Melania. In front of trump. You can do it, Tiger.

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somehooplehead.bsky.social•4 days ago

His own too? Doubtful.

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daveskier99.bsky.social•4 days ago

Gives them something to look forward to for a couple of weeks until he moves on. They'll have great accomplishment memories

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lifeinreality.bsky.social•4 days ago

As a woman I find it vulgar to desire a man whose dick has poked so many holes.

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labbe10.bsky.social•4 days ago

LOL
This is primo!

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rlnees.bsky.social•4 days ago

Just repubs.

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evelynann82.bsky.social•3 days ago

All this are jokes lol

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oconnellmark.bsky.social•4 days ago

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raudse.bsky.social•4 days ago

Good for him 🥰

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danielalanbaker.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lmao I’m from Jupiter Fl and I love this

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backslidinjedi.bsky.social•4 days ago

He's still obsessed after all these years with scoring another hole-in-one...

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99edgar.bsky.social•4 days ago

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theveganbutcher.bsky.social•3 days ago

You can have her. Good luck.

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textingmenace.bsky.social•4 days ago

The man is lazy. Just takes the women who throw themselves at him.

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anotherrobin24.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's important for everyone to have goals.

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marktl.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Jupiter Island crowd is getting cozy with each other.

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bartorchard.daliban.social•4 days ago

Based

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antauk.bsky.social•4 days ago

...again

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gmonkeyposse.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's welcome to her

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natureboy64.bsky.social•3 days ago

Retirement goals?

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bigcrazewolf.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nothing fucks Tiger harder than time.

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janderson70.bsky.social•4 days ago

Uhm, can I be excused from this one?

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bizzayb.bsky.social•4 days ago

I have never been married and never will be because Women don't like me.

Joke's on him!

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jno62.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is amazing.

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dc2go.bsky.social•3 days ago

I just started choking from laughing at this headline

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jusnews.bsky.social•4 days ago

Easy Tiger, you'll never catch Wilt Chamberlain.

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foreverdaff.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wood was always a scumbag.
Literally gross.

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findyourutopia.com•4 days ago

I find it funny that no one says this about Arnold Schwarzenegger or any other yt actor or yt athlete that has done the same thing.

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foreverdaff.bsky.social•4 days ago

I don’t know what you are reading, but black athlete scumbags, are the same as white actors scumbags.
They all get criticized.
Why are YOU defending a serial scumbag like wood, should realy be the question, no ???

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findyourutopia.com•4 days ago

Riighhhhht. Cheating is wrong but why are we actively vilfying this man while Arnold gets a pass?

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frogpelt.bsky.social•4 days ago

Schlonged

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vanllips.bsky.social•4 days ago

oh, you know he's on the viagra now. 🤣✌️❤️🇺🇸

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jasski.bsky.social•4 days ago

Going to be so weird, maybe not. When he and #FelonMuskrat pass each other in the Whitehouse and #PutinsPlace (Mar a Lago)

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eerietruthguy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Tiger's not chasing ex-wives. He's just correcting the timeline.

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ladygee.bsky.social•4 days ago

And @barackobama.bsky.social is using his precious time to make a movie about this sexist MAGA womanizer rather than fight fascism with all he's got. 😡

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