You should then super-hire those with long jawlines and cute little goatees. BTW super-hire is the new rebranding of affirmative action but to promote white people. But don't tell anyone!
Here’s what’s so sad about this-I had to double check where this post came from to make sure it was satire. The current situation is so ridiculous, it could have been possible.
Ho gosh... was reading without knowin it was the onion!! AND at this state, I wasn't confuse. It was just a go with the flow move on top of all shit going down on usa.
I used to love that movie. Now that we’re living a grim dark version of it, I still love it but damn I feel like we’re one odd comment from Trump before it becomes “law” that all plants must be watered with power aid.
In related news, Trump only wants to appoint women with Mar-a-Lago Face (you know the type…Kristi Noem, Kimberly Guilfoyle, etc) for WH jobs. He says only those who are a 10 need apply.
Well, it seems the Pentagon's new policy is really putting the "jaw" in "jaw-dropping." Who knew national security hinged on the angle of one's chin? I wonder if they’ll start issuing helmets for those with particularly sharp jawlines to keep anyone from getting hurt in the line of duty.
Next round of cuts will utilized standardized testing methods implemented by fraternities nationwide, to test if employees can hold their liquor at a level where they can hang with the DUI Sec of Defense!
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Then I thought: Hm. Discrimination on the basis of facial features...
How far are you guys from that point, really?
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