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theonion.com • 1 day ago

Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain
https://theonion.com/musk-announces-all-340-million-americans-must-strip-and-take-turn-pushing-the-wheel-of-pain/

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sireuchre.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don't give him any ideas!

scwr.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RZ-nl2Nhy9U?feature=share

athenabird.bsky.social•1 day ago

Except him

olefofa.bsky.social•1 day ago

Remember, he's not an American citizen, but rather an "illegal" immigrant from South Africa.

capillariancrest.bsky.social•1 day ago

By Krom!

callie10.bsky.social•1 day ago

The richest man in the world just gave us the finger 🖕🏻

podunkmouse.bsky.social•1 day ago

Grok will be deciding which demographics will be sent to contemplate while on the Tree of Woe.

rickymalibu.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fun fact, the Wheel of Pain was so well balanced that Arnold pushed it too hard and the other spoke hit him in the back. I think they had to modify it to make it appear difficult.

scottsoper.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't know why that's so Hilarious but I'm picturing some frazzled engineer that got torn up by the Director and never forgot. He's been watching that movie for the last forty years going, "It's really not that hard, did I tell you about this?? My design was PERFECT!"

apeshitjones.bsky.social•1 day ago

The man loves to hear the lamentation of the women

thomasthewoof60.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Him 1st

paganoutlaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

We The People need to strip muskrat naked, and make him walk down every street in America with her behind him, if you know what I mean...

nowsentient.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s absolutely hilarious

eeiibb.bsky.social•1 day ago

And we’re back in Egypt building pyramids in exchange for food as giant stones crush us when they roll back down.

whathavewecometo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Magas: elections have consequences - so does megalomania, xenophobia, misogyny, incompetence and corruption. That's what you voted for. You say this MF is crazy? Of course, but you knew that when you voted. Now go back to fox, xitter, and Facebook and tell the world your "grievances".

chemistcarrie.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣

nursedarry.bsky.social•1 day ago

*throws bowl of soup at him* 🥣✋🏻🐍

7isamagicnumber.bsky.social•1 day ago

Typical christian take: happiness is sinful, pain is noble for some dumb reasons. Seek and honor pain! (while pastors take your money and enjoy their own life of happiness).

msmeeea.bsky.social•1 day ago

I've got Schwarzy on discord saying he pass : "been zere, done dat"

jaymurdock.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ok, but I refuse to contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

nogchompa.bsky.social•1 day ago

In my Conan era.

cacoaugusto.bsky.social•1 day ago

It just has to be done. Do these kids think America will be great without a little suffering?

bekindtoday69.bsky.social•1 day ago

What if… and hear me out on this one. What if it didn’t?

didjitolme.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd rather take turns curbstomping Elon.

realfinney.bsky.social•1 day ago

Contemplate this, on the Tree of Woe.

charlene411.bsky.social•1 day ago

lilacsnacc.bsky.social•1 day ago

EGOBEWB.
aka me when I'm trans but I haven't transitioned yet

issacargopant.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is actually less bad then the lack of due process and ice kidnappings. At least in this joke world the musk/gop cucks at least have the "alpha energy" to tell us what they are actually doing.

donnanoose.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://bsky.app/profile/donnanoose.bsky.social/post/3llyrzi3z4k2e

thatdale.bsky.social•1 day ago

I just want to remind everyone that this is exactly why I have called for the fast-track development of the Torment Nexus.

connor.blue•1 day ago

He wouldn't call it that. He would call it something stupid like 'Ouch Spin Z'

codyfromacme.bsky.social•1 day ago

WheelX

scottsoper.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, could you imagine the world we could be living in if only he would use his limitless powers to actually encourage the economy, environment and health care needed to have the baby boom he panic crys about? He's so full of shit, all we get is the Wheel of Pain no Weed N' Health Care Sex Camps.

plankysmith.bsky.social•1 day ago

lol.

It's true. 😭

glendaaus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Someone creative should put together videos and photos of his cars being nuked, it’s worldwide.

geekydad123.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, he isn't even doing it right. If we take turns, not a single one of us will become strong enough to be Conan and overthrow...
Oh.

seasausage.bsky.social•1 day ago

Everyone deserves a turn on the Torment Nexus

theonetruejosh.bsky.social•1 day ago

Mom says it's my turn on the Torment Nexus!

seca550.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is the wrong numbers. He's gonna kill 300 million, so only 40 million will have to strip.

zimpleman3.bsky.social•1 day ago

karolynschalk.bsky.social•1 day ago

And at least one of those Americans announces that Musky boi can go get bent

intellect1000.bsky.social•1 day ago

PUSH THE FUCKING WHEEL OF PAIN RIGHT UP HIS WAZOO WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!!

meltlikebutta.bsky.social•1 day ago

santamikeydm.bsky.social•1 day ago

No, no. This is how we got Conan! You saw what he did to the government that was destroying the people in the name of a false deity! By Crom! We might need this

jswca.bsky.social•1 day ago

He’ll be pushing the Wheel of Pain as well. Tesla stock.

bengist.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hardcore

titan245.bsky.social•1 day ago

"She accused Musk of exposing his erect p enis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider."
https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5

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