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theonion.com • 16 days ago

Never-Before-Heard Buzzword Flying Around Office Can’t Be Good
https://theonion.com/never-before-heard-buzzword-flying-around-office-can-t-1819578329/

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oldohman.bsky.social•16 days ago

dedollarising

ceu---azul.bsky.social•16 days ago

holy shite, i just found out this is real!

When i first read I thought it was just a good joke...

youdou.bsky.social•16 days ago

What’s next depragmatizing?

kcknit.bsky.social•16 days ago

Im going to inject de alpha-ing into the workplace ether.

niceonedude.bsky.social•16 days ago

Glidepath

el-deano.bsky.social•15 days ago

Can't wait to do a deep dive on this let's touch base and set up a quick call you ass spelunker sorry not the last bit

ceu---azul.bsky.social•16 days ago

"trust me guys, 'tariffication' is going to be the new 'synergy' "

heelontheshovel.bsky.social•16 days ago

tarrifying!

ceu---azul.bsky.social•16 days ago

LOL

ruthiebg.bsky.social•15 days ago

New buzz word right here folks 👆

stevesfacts.bsky.social•16 days ago

It's cunt right?

paulactsbadly.bsky.social•16 days ago

Fetch!

msbak.bsky.social•16 days ago

😆

dukeofburl.bsky.social•16 days ago

"just to double-click on what Steve said here"

ceu---azul.bsky.social•16 days ago

aggropop.bsky.social•16 days ago

sorry thats a hard left swipe from me

senorsabelotodo.bsky.social•16 days ago

"Tariffs"

ft-friendly.bsky.social•16 days ago

📌 Platforming
📌 Toileting
📌 Rooming
📌 Streeting
📌 Whitehousing
🤯🙀

rodg3rdodg3r.bsky.social•16 days ago

BZZZZZzzzzz.... 🐝
https://youtu.be/FtxoSRN7lus

davidkister.bsky.social•16 days ago

😂

bob-fisher.bsky.social•16 days ago

Tranche is so 2020. We need a better universal buzzword that means nothing that we can use to make people think we're unthinking compliant corporate leaders.

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•16 days ago

THEY OBVIOUSLY NEED TO STREAMLINE THE VARIOUS PLATFORMS!!!

ffa1984.bsky.social•15 days ago

And the word is “Apocalyptic”!

aaronmarx.bsky.social•16 days ago

I remember when this happened with “re-imagining” 🤮

b0bsmith.bsky.social•16 days ago

We need to double-click on that and drill down into it.

jnbhood.bsky.social•16 days ago

This is triggering my PTSD. I used to have a manager who used “drill down” or “action item” in literally every other sentence. We joked about turning meetings into a drinking game, but we would all have been dead.

bowser1805.bsky.social•16 days ago

Everyone has suddenly started saying 'piece' all the time and it's driving me fucking nuts.

thann-t.bsky.social•16 days ago

It's either the name of yet another app you'll have to input and access redundant information from, or it's another euphemism for working harder without extra pay

jeblucas.bsky.social•16 days ago

Let’s doubleclick on that new term

awmuth.bsky.social•16 days ago

I know you are joking but even just reading this gave me a knee-jerk flare of anger. Well done.

jeblucas.bsky.social•16 days ago

I heard it four times in two days and I knew they’d all been at the same meeting with some consultant.

supramortal.bsky.social•16 days ago

"We need to start decompartmentalizing the compartmentalizing staff by their compartments."

nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social•16 days ago

Love when management comes back from a sales meeting talking about "pivot-flation" or "tariff micro-agility" or whatever and now I have a new report to build and send each week.