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3 days ago
JD Vance Rushes To Put Wife’s Head Back On After Fumbling Second Lady
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jaimeechoi.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Should've never touched that green scarf
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kellym720.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I was looking through the replies for this reference, thank you 😂
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juanjawless.bsky.social
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3 days ago
This post made my millennium.
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ashurablaze.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I don’t like this version of The Brain That Wouldn’t Die!
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anarchist616.bsky.social
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3 days ago
I loled for real at this...
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ambassadoreast.bsky.social
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3 days ago
She hasn't been using it and won’t miss it.
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just-ed.bsky.social
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3 days ago
He’s got the handling skills of someone who fucks couches
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poohbearcorner.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Vance will do anything to get ahead...
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poohbearcorner.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Question:
"Why does Vance go abroad more than Trump?"
Answer:
"Because Vance runs on batteries, whilst Trimp needs a wall power outlet."
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thequietamerican.bsky.social
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3 days ago
It’s the only time he’d get “head”.
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scooterlynne.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Put it on top of the couch.. problem solved.
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eoghan01.bsky.social
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3 days ago
New reporting indicates that he has sewn the head onto the back of a couch in the Oval Office.
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middlerage.bsky.social
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3 days ago
How does he put his mistress back together?
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iowanative.bsky.social
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3 days ago
She'd probably prefer she left it off actually.
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mikeiona.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Is he trying to put it on the body of Lauren Sanchez?
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magnoslibrosamo.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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turblescelbor.bsky.social
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3 days ago
The wizard that agreed to give him a national profile warned him there'd be a terrible price to play.
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h3dgehog.bsky.social
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3 days ago
This was the post I needed
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zeppocat.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Clumsy Ohioian 🤣
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srk728.bsky.social
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3 days ago
JD Butterfingers
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speeduffs.bsky.social
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3 days ago
JD Butterface.
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corwincannuck.bsky.social
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3 days ago
It requires the correct glue.
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bryangilchrist.bsky.social
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3 days ago
RealDoll®
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riderbabe52.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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ndhm.bsky.social
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3 days ago
“Why don’t they put these damn things on better at the factory?”, he reportedly said.
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olenatheshroomlady.bsky.social
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3 days ago
It's not a head, it was his balls. And they still don't stick.
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duncanwoods.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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birdermaria.bsky.social
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3 days ago
😬🤣
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mop-fautneddy.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Would he, really?
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mungonna8.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Hes not allowed to touch anything in the WH..and eats at the kids table.
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theveganbutcher.bsky.social
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2 days ago
She’s made of couch stuffing.
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elusivejaguar.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Brilliant 💯
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Is there video of him getting all excited, and spiking her head?
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cshawproductions.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Usha 5 is alive!
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gustavoaborges.bsky.social
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3 days ago
News are getting so absurd that I thought for a brief second this might be true.
Ok... Maybe there is something wrong with me
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psilocybele.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Don't worry the Whitehouse has tech support remember? Musk will get right on it! Once he awakes from his 6th k-hole of the day....
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rbrown5518.bsky.social
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3 days ago
DJT has an uncomfortable cadence/comfort 😳for the hateful and the weird
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riz4robot.bsky.social
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pumabare.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Why is that so funny😂
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eddymatisse.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Couches at the Holly See and all around the Vatican were hidden prior to Vance's visit.
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architetta.bsky.social
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3 days ago
LOL
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computer2024.bsky.social
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1 day ago
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werewolfteacher.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Please tell me this is how I find out Vance is getting divorced.
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speeduffs.bsky.social
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3 days ago
RFK: 'Don't waste it! I'll eat that!'
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happytourist.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Angela Merkel's Memoirs: This is the key to understanding Putin
https://bit.ly/4jvWF8f
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preemchoom.bsky.social
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3 days ago
They call him... FUMBLES.
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sparkesw.bsky.social
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3 days ago
That poor woman!
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daffysaturn2.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Nah, fuck her. She knew who JD is and is for it. I only have sympathy for the JD’s kids because they both seem to be shit bag parents.
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srk728.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Yeah she’s not a victim. Screw em both. Hope their kids turn out okay.
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emgfindlight.bsky.social
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3 days ago
😂
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derclimber75.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Oh shit! LMBO
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invoiced.bsky.social
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3 days ago
😂
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b-rad-lee.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Back on the couch???
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loycifer.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Anyone else notice how she's aged 10 years in the past year? I think we need to send help.
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plantbasedandsober.bsky.social
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3 days ago
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edschmit.bsky.social
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3 days ago
Hahaha!
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sticks2maintenance.bsky.social
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3 days ago
"... it rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again..."
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"Why does Vance go abroad more than Trump?"
Answer:
"Because Vance runs on batteries, whilst Trimp needs a wall power outlet."
Ok... Maybe there is something wrong with me
https://bit.ly/4jvWF8f