RFK Jr. Flushes Nation’s Antidepressants theonion.com/rfk-jr-... - ThreadSky

An even more direct route than cutting the suicide hotline I guess. 🥲

Now replace them by giving every child a dead animal to play with and we're set. 😝

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susieq42.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nut case,bat .... Crazy

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couponforpoupon.bsky.social•3 days ago

"In an effort to address nation's anxiety epidemic, RFK Jr steps down. Sources say he will move to Samoa and live as a servant to the bereaved families who lost their children in his manufactured measles outbreak."

Wouldn't need as many psychotropics without stupid dipshits like him in the world.

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carminaiguana.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'd prefer he take them all.

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centeredchaos.bsky.social•3 days ago

Depression is not real, you just have to rub some dirt on your face and eat 17 measles

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steblin.bsky.social•3 days ago

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anorrinradd.bsky.social•3 days ago

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johnlithium.bsky.social•3 days ago

“I’m filling my mind with hate!”

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orangeclown45.bsky.social•3 days ago

He did this in timing with the ending of funding for gay and transgender suicide hotlines....
Isn't America grand?
(Shakes head in disgust and walks away...)

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•2 days ago

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darthz42.bsky.social•3 days ago

Dammit, now the fish aren't depressed anymore.

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dystopianmumma07.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wouldn’t put something like this past him. I honestly thought he did this 🤣

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binstedman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just seeing him depresses me....

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filthee.news•3 days ago

BREAKING: RFK Jr. confirmed to replace national SSRIs with cold plunges, elk meat, and podcast therapy. Suicide rates plummet due to sheer confusion.

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painedumonde.bsky.social•3 days ago

I did feel a bit calmer this morning.

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themarkparker.bsky.social•3 days ago

A spokesfish commented: “All good here, Bro!”

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hauntedtypewriter.bsky.social•3 days ago

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xenosplitter.bsky.social•3 days ago

I suppose flushing them is an improvement over dumping them in central park?

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juantannedemo-bae.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ha! WAIT....no!

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howsolid.bsky.social•2 days ago

The fish will be happy then.

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r99937773.bsky.social•3 days ago

RFK is Re-Poisoning the Hudson River to Get His Old Legal Job Back.

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loimioss.bsky.social•3 days ago

These are getting way too believable

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jjnaz.bsky.social•3 days ago

Or did he break them down and snort them with some cocaine

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flamingogrrl.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh dear lord, you got me again - I was initially believing this! 🤣

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bmency.bsky.social•2 days ago

Yes, he may be nuts/cuckoo but don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater. He does have a few points
1. Address the autism rate
2. Remove dyes/chemicals from our foods
3. Remove Fluoride from our water
4. We are addicted to pills but find options. See the how many drug commercials?

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automaton4u.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Kennedys will torture and kill millions for their ego and sense of entitlement.

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valociraptor.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's true that SSRIs need to be re-evaluated for safety. I have persistent issues from taking Prozac for six weeks.

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valociraptor.bsky.social•3 days ago

I fucking hate this guy, don't get me wrong. I don't see him as an ally in this and I don't want to see SSRIs taken off the market. I just want the risks to be known, we have the right to know.

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theonenextdork.bsky.social•2 days ago

It sucks when folks have valid concerns and the clowns seated to address them are wholly unequipped. I will probably never have an O again, but I don't trust a soul in this administration to investigate or evaluate anything. It's looking awfully eugenics-y up there.

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valociraptor.bsky.social•2 days ago

The PSSD community on Reddit thinks all of this is a good thing. I hate that place, I only go in there to give updates on my case and tell people I partially recovered. It's a very straight white male dominated space and I know that's not the only type of person effect by this.

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valociraptor.bsky.social•2 days ago

I told people that we shouldn't trust this and RFK Jr has ulterior motives and someone told me I was paranoid and to shut up and touch grass. Knocking out SSRIs is removing a support for mentally ill people, which, at worst, can turn into an excuse to kill us when we can't work.

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valociraptor.bsky.social•2 days ago

I truly believe there are people in the government and wealthiest 1% who want to kill, imprison and enslave people. RFK Jr 's wellness farms will be labor camps. They might not kill people on purpose and many will be allowed to leave, but they still plan on using sick ppl for free labor.

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tosykes.bsky.social•3 days ago

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shambollic.bsky.social•3 days ago

I was gonna say something, and it was already said. Then, the other idea(s) were already said. So I slathered a bunch of hearts❤️around, and now I'm stomping off.

Thanks for making my day less shitty everyone.

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easternbluebirds.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is not the proper way to dispose of them. Try central park?

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falschspieler.com•2 days ago

CUM, CHERYL! CUM! THE CUM MUST FLOW, CHERYL!

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tedleew.bsky.social•3 days ago

in trumps privy. they had to remover all the illegal documents

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cybskysocial.bsky.social•3 days ago

Says the convicted druggie . I wonder if he is on Ketamine too . It was used only for veterinary use back in the day

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goobypls89.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'd storm the Capital if they took away my antidepressant. I need that just to get up in the morning!

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embraceyourmusic.bsky.social•3 days ago

#WallStreet brokers reacting to trump’s latest policy changehttps://media1.tenor.com/m/iZBvC0rKXg4AAAAd/chicken.gif

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anneezkauai.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m on an antidepressant. This is terrifying.

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danylwms.bsky.social•3 days ago

Without realizing it gets into the non fluorinated water system-that sounds about right

So hard to tell fact from fiction these days

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lynnwinx.bsky.social•3 days ago

Please flush estrogen next. And show me where exactly

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holier-thxn-thou.bsky.social•3 days ago

Might be time to reject humanity return to fish

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mr-raccoon.bsky.social•3 days ago

I mean if you're a fish in the US right now, you probably want antidepressants at this point

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mahlstick.bsky.social•3 days ago

I wish he'd flush himself down the toilet. That would do more to improve people's health than anything he's going to do in the administration.

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justfairtruth.bsky.social•2 days ago

The FDA is suspending a quality control program for testing milk and other dairy products due to a size reduction in its food safety and nutrition division.
https://www.newsnationnow.com/health/fda-milk-testing-program-suspended-job-cuts/amp/

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geekydad123.bsky.social•3 days ago

Good job, now they're in the water supply and *everyone* is taking them.

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carminaiguana.bsky.social•3 days ago

They end up in the water supply anyway.

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spinny.bsky.social•2 days ago

well we gotta have something in there now that the flouride's gone

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fryingpan.bsky.social•3 days ago

If there are no more antidepressants, this means there is no more depression. Simple linear algebra.

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boulynn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Chuckled aloud—thank you for the spot of humor.

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elloboqueso.bsky.social•3 days ago

Please tell me that this image’s made with Photoshop.

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mascotcharacter.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hopefully it'll make all the gators feel a bit less gloomy about living down there.

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minotaursauce.bsky.social•3 days ago

Unrealistic, he isn't wearing the one (1) tie he seems to own

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cairistionaaoidh.bsky.social•3 days ago

It is a crime to flush drugs or put them in the rubbish in the UK!

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digitaldiva55.bsky.social•3 days ago

Adding antidepressants to our water supply is just what we need.

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grahampawluk.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just wait til we’re on the list! Going to his organic farm and work for free! I grow organic vegetables in my driveway btw and I take Effexor.✌️

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platformpuffwatch.bsky.social•3 days ago

It’s funny (or sad) that your posts are less satirical than they used to be.

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zabroglexis.bsky.social•3 days ago

I mean this would probably have the same effect that getting rid of the suicide hotline will, so yeah, not far off.

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behold-my-demons.bsky.social•3 days ago

Finally, satire

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catenia.bsky.social•3 days ago

you guys are killing it, thx for the laughs

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russcardwell.bsky.social•3 days ago

But we'll need them until he leaves office.

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sprunt87.bsky.social•3 days ago

I thought this was supposed to be parody 😂

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hishuithesnake.bsky.social•3 days ago

That explains why the alligators in Florida seem so happy lately

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thegodofcities.bsky.social•2 days ago

RFK Jr is a fucking serial killer and a bloodthirsty Nazi that's trying to institute a NAZI EUGENICS PROGRAM™ for the express purpose of targeting and killing Americans who don't fit Nazi purism ideology. He wants to turn every hospital in America into a fucking HOSPICE.

He's coming for us all...

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johnlithium.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s just an Agoraphobic Nosebleed album cover they never got around to using.

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