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theonion.com • 2 days ago

Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico
https://theonion.com/chipotle-planning-first-location-in-mexico/

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zabroglexis.bsky.social•1 day ago

That would be like opening a Crumbl in Paris.

guardiangr.bsky.social•1 day ago

I believe they stole this business plan from Domino’s Pizza, who opened pizza restaurants in Italy and eventually closed them all.

dbc105.bsky.social•2 days ago

LOL, that is funny

iranphotos.bsky.social•2 days ago

So I went to Mexico and apparently they call Mexican food down there just…wait for it…FOOD! WHY DONT THEY TELL US?

somebelgianguy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Would Mexicans need to pay USA tariffs on these food items?

rcbc-official.bsky.social•1 day ago

Chipotle is tuff

dunring.com•3 hours ago

This is like opening a Long John Silver in London.

heywhyugay.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mexicans: the fuck is THIS?

ffa1984.bsky.social•1 day ago

Except in Spanish.

swellgal.bsky.social•1 day ago

They don't need Chipotle in Mexico - all the food cooked in Mexico is made in Mexico - why pay $$$ when mom's can cook just as well as Chipotle!!

aliciah28.bsky.social•1 day ago

Actually better.

crwolff.bsky.social•2 days ago

I suppose it'd be called 'American Food' in Mexico?

ffa1984.bsky.social•1 day ago

I thought German hamburgers and French fries was ‘American Food’.

kingrish.bsky.social•2 days ago

😂

wynne70.bsky.social•2 days ago

LMAO!! Good one!

hellosarah.bsky.social•2 days ago

During study abroad in Mexico my host family confessed the first time they visited the US they tried Chipotle and it made the mother, a wonderful cook, weep. She couldn’t understand why they made the burritos obscenely big.

kusydog.bsky.social•2 days ago

What's that got to do with Chipotle

frankplaysax.bsky.social•2 days ago

Soon to be followed by Olive Garden in Italy.

kjell1979.bsky.social•2 days ago

Or Pizza Hut.

caligulacapital.bsky.social•2 days ago

seems they enjoy mexican food. let us deliver them the real thing then! ONWARD!

adventurist.bsky.social•1 day ago

I wonder if Mexicans will want to eat Tex Mex crap.

milazuli.bsky.social•2 days ago

😹😹😹
This is going to be like trying to teach a priest how to pray!

sphinxies.bsky.social•1 day ago

i thought american portions were big?

jimmyalto.bsky.social•1 day ago

ipracoyote.bsky.social•2 days ago

Didn't Kimmel do a bit about this last night?

dana-m.bsky.social•2 days ago

There used to be a Taco Bell in Mexico City, seriously, I saw it.

vq1.bsky.social•1 day ago

I went there.

blueskyminer.bsky.social•2 days ago

I went searching for a picture of this imposter Taco Bell in TJ:

https://www.vice.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2017/12/1500417286016-5917102562_d7de6e4a74_o.jpeg

blueskyminer.bsky.social•2 days ago

And I found a whole article about Taco Bell in Mexico.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/a-history-of-taco-bells-failed-attempts-to-open-locations-in-mexico-fastfoodweek2017/

johnignatiusriley.bsky.social•2 days ago

There’s a whole bunch of Chili’s. 🤷

loisgreen.bsky.social•2 days ago

What do I have to do to become a “pictured and quoted” person for The Onion?
#lifegoals
#hashtagauthor

darklooshkin.bsky.social•1 day ago

If there was a paid tier for that, those peeps would be flooded with money.

unisexco.bsky.social•2 days ago

FWIW I was once at a Chipotle when a full quinceañera party came in

paganoutlawsez.bsky.social•1 day ago

bad American food in Mexico.. had some of that in Mazatlán back in the 70's with an American owned restaurant

gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why do I picture someone cry-laughing at a keyboard every time I read an Onion article?

kaizerfc.bsky.social•2 days ago

Mexico is rejoiced now that theyre finally being able to eat an authentic burrito bowl 💯

washoutk.bsky.social•2 days ago

They don't even have chipotle sauce, I ate there once, asked for the sauce, they said what? I never ate there again and I don't understand why you eat at a place called chipotle that does not serve it.

postcardghosts.bsky.social•1 day ago

This should go over as well as Emilia Perez in Mexico. Maybe she can be the spokesperson for the chain and do the commercials

dennis-moore.org•2 days ago

Me selling ice to Eskimos.

donniedonner.bsky.social•2 days ago

I think in Mexico, they just call it food.

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