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1 day ago
Rockies Pitcher Out With Altitude Sickness After Ascending Mound Too Quickly
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tabuckton.bsky.social
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1 day ago
God bless @theonion.com
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dizzyonaball.bsky.social
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1 day ago
A bidet solves this. Europe will dominate MLB unless the US catches up.
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skipper.fart.boats
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1 day ago
The Onion punching down? i never thought i’d see the day smh
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ricosynth.bsky.social
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21 hours ago
Flopping is getting out of hand
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thecoconutdog.bsky.social
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19 hours ago
UK here. WTF is going on? 😂
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filthee.news
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1 day ago
Happens when you draft players from sea level without issuing oxygen visas.
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edwinromanart.bsky.social
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1 day ago
The pitching mound was Mount Everest…???
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pmahling.bsky.social
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1 day ago
...now the Rockies being 4-25 makes a little more sense.
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bernardsweb.net
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1 day ago
We put the CR in Crater
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am-mccarthy.bsky.social
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1 day ago
"Rockies Pitchers Beg Not To Be Put In The Rotation"
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kikireaper.bsky.social
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1 day ago
I read that as "Rookie Pitcher" and I went "Ah, rookie mistake." 😔
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arnottky.bsky.social
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1 day ago
but those are their road grays 👀
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jessbehrens.bsky.social
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1 day ago
This happens in Chicago too, but it's from all of the hot dogs, not the altitude.
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teresalpn.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Sounds good to me!
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anneinsantafe.bsky.social
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1 day ago
It's very difficult to go from 5,000 ft to 5,001.5
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rorowe-501.bsky.social
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1 day ago
I believe it.
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raea.meangirls.online
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1 day ago
because it’s tall
there 😂🤣
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glenuendo.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Rookie mistake. You always need to carry your oxygen with you when you are in Denver. It is known.
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j95kc.bsky.social
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1 day ago
You'd think the half hour or more they spend getting rocked every inning would help acclimatize them
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nekrobomb.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Then...
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bcooper82.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Ha! 🤣
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jotates.bsky.social
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1 day ago
"Now I know how Jesus [Uribe] felt!"
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churlayla.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Hope it's not HACE or HAPE.
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mrdobalina.bsky.social
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1 day ago
An awesome answer awaits to when someone asks him how he got the bends
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crysxx.bsky.social
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23 hours ago
😂
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