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theonion.com • 3 days ago

Australians Rescue Great White Shark Stranded In Shallow Water
https://theonion.com/australians-rescue-great-white-shark-stranded-in-shallow-water/

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msbak.bsky.social•2 days ago

This guy!!!😆😆😆😆

desertsquatch.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's a white shark, of course Aussie's rescued it. If it was a black tip reef shark, they would've let it die.

jtadetroit.bsky.social•3 days ago

Or put it in a camp on an offshore island while it’s asylum application is studied

rytril.bsky.social•3 days ago

Same energy

94044qb.bsky.social•3 days ago

Telegram ma'am?

bikepathrickross.bsky.social•3 days ago

STUPID SAMARITAN WOKE OZZIES!!!

dunring.com•3 days ago

Someday that shark will return the favor and rescue a diver caught in a fishing net. Or it'll maul a chubby surfer into salsa because their wet made them look like a seal.

gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•3 days ago

And it ended with Killer Croc marrying an orca woman.

americanheadbanger.bsky.social•3 days ago

What more do they want? We already give them a week every year

sticks2maintenance.bsky.social•3 days ago

And Sharknado...

americanheadbanger.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah, that shits just porn for sharks

russellengland.bsky.social•3 days ago

Octopus : "Can you give me a lift back now mate?"

byomission.bsky.social•3 days ago

Shark Party!!

bradturnbull.bsky.social•3 days ago

No chance. I've met Australians.

bettyhey.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm happy to go further and say, pregnant women should be given 2 votes as they are voting for 2 humans.

Children should also be allowed to vote starting at age 14 if they are required to work in those red states.

1. Allow pregnant women to have 2 votes
2.Allow 14 year old to be new voting age

nwstaydet.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’s 🦈 lucky the police didn’t show up first, he’d be a hashtag

97wolverine.bsky.social•3 days ago

That guy really gets around. See him often.

heavymode.bsky.social•3 days ago

You will always be friend of the Bears

sticks2maintenance.bsky.social•3 days ago

Eff 'em. They get on our turf, we eat them.

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