When my son was 4, we were at his yearly check-up. The doc was chatting about what he eats etc and he asked my son if he ate vegetables. My son asked what are those? Doc says the green things on your plate while staring at me. My son says "oh, you mean green olives". 🙄🫒. Kids. lol
The amount of disrespectful indivuals find it disrespectful because your outlook on something makes them feel disrespected is crazy. Simply off of a personal choice.
I have the worst sense of direction of basically any human and yet when strangers ask me for directions I happily comply and then realise, as they head off the wrong way, what I've done.
How about some pretty pics? Left the room and locked the door - gone from over there as soon as I saw @yoda4ever.bsky.social and
@buitengebieden.bsky.social had moved - and it's 00.05 AM - a new day 💙
At a gym once, I went up to the front desk and told them, "There's something wrong with the mirror in the men's locker room. When I look at it an old man looks back at me."
(Yes, I really did that)
Hope that nets me a follow!!
Followers means jack it's content and what people like
I had 300 followers last week and a post of mine went viral
11.4k likes and over 440 comments
All I posted was a meme
I've followed so many small funny accounts. It's great. I like the news accounts and follow several large accounts but it's the person asking the funny stuff I enjoy. Take care be well.
Guys get annoyed at female comedians talking about sex so much but if the average guy could get laid half as often as the average woman he also wouldn't shut the fuck up about it
Comments
HOB
GSH
HOB = has own brain
GSH = good sense of humour
Umm, no.
Even oldies say dumb shit.
I had to check that you have found me smart or funny (at least once).
Yayy..
Does this count?
Oh hang on, you already follow me. No need to tell the rest. 🕺🏿
a heartwarming comedy about two soldier friends who escape the war trenches in africa to open a pastry shop and make sweets instead of war
the title: The Desserters
..funny cat photo?
I look through the menu. "I'm trying to eat more greens. This soylent green sounds good."
@buitengebieden.bsky.social had moved - and it's 00.05 AM - a new day 💙
(Yes, I really did that)
Hope that nets me a follow!!
They’re apparent.
Because life is beautiful.
One says to the other, "Do you smell fish?"
(I've got a million of 'em.)
And kinda adorable too.
I had 300 followers last week and a post of mine went viral
11.4k likes and over 440 comments
All I posted was a meme
I have a heap of good ones as well in a folder but not in any particular order, they're all over the shop
I need a new system
Ah I got nothin'
It might not be smart or funny but it's true.
….
he thought it was a Westinghouse
Smart and funny gets me everytime
That has to count.
Have a great Monday! 💙
Did i do it?