what would be your immortal convictions as a vampire? like, "none shall trespass into my domain" or "no-one may ever know my dark secret"? mine would probably be "destroy all leaf blowers" and "always utilize your influence to build more railways" - ThreadSky

outstar.bsky.social • 247 days ago

what would be your immortal convictions as a vampire? like, "none shall trespass into my domain" or "no-one may ever know my dark secret"?

mine would probably be "destroy all leaf blowers" and "always utilize your influence to build more railways"

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lunarous.bsky.social•247 days ago

“Always put the stray shopping cart away”

rincefire.bsky.social•247 days ago

Spend eternity eradicating people smoking on bus stops. One by one is very slow but I got time.

thunderviii.femsky.com•247 days ago

"Turn game execs into my thralls and pull strings so they let game devs make fun projects without crunch! ... And also get to play games as soon as they go gold"

outstar.bsky.social•247 days ago

fair

pridejune.bsky.social•247 days ago

I shall forever try to purge those assholes who beef up their cars to sound absurdly loud for no reason then go drive around in a residential area at 10:30pm when people are trying to sleep and waking everybody up

theofficialtab.bsky.social•246 days ago

You could sell that as a service, tbh. I have one in my neighborhood. Asshole doesn't even wait until he's off his own street before revving the hell out of it.

dukemurl.bsky.social•247 days ago

"Become that really cool guru guy in the mansion at the end of the street."

nutbanana.bsky.social•247 days ago

"don't talk to me from the other room when you don't hear me yelling back"

substitutereality.bsky.social•246 days ago

Basically this.

deaconblues1979.bsky.social•247 days ago

Baltimore’s City Council just voted to ban gas-powered leaf blowers. I assume some Kindred expended some downtime Influence actions to make this happen.

deaconblues1979.bsky.social•247 days ago

(In a good way! They’re the worst.)

wildvoidling.bsky.social•247 days ago

Mine would be to become a cat sanctuary tycoon - I want all the stray kitties to live in luxury.

mongward.bsky.social•247 days ago

"I will fill my lair with TTRPG books, and find time to read them all, I swear"

gabokerr.bsky.social•247 days ago

That’s the secret to read them all

kaeam.bsky.social•247 days ago

Honestly, mine would be rather boring "Don't give people a reason to come look for you". Just quiet living reading books, playing games, paying my bills on time, and feeding nowhere near my apartment.

bloodravenlib.bsky.social•247 days ago

I'd be the Hannibal Lecter of vampires, killing off rude people one at a time. I mean, there is no rush, so can take time.

And spend the rest of my life growing my library and reading. 🧛

dangerouslyfunny.bsky.social•246 days ago

As a vampire I just enjoy counting the years, one by one.

luciamwriting.bsky.social•247 days ago

"Help humanity prosper and expand across the galaxy."

The more humans there are the more food there is. Also, space vampire. Also also, probably leads to lots of places to live that are further from any given sun.

clangargoyle.bsky.social•247 days ago

Support your local pigeon population. Ghoul all occult scholars. Attend furry conventions. If you see a tall thing, climb it.

exham.bsky.social•247 days ago

Mine probably would be the railways as well but now I want to play a vampire who's sole purpose is to crush capitalism

yuzulish.bsky.social•247 days ago

When I created my Toreador I gave her one conviction that would always remain my own: Protect women at all costs. I stand by it 🙏

darklordetg.bsky.social•247 days ago

Inspect children authors’ homes for black mold

outstar.bsky.social•247 days ago

VALID

3trenchtrashpandas.bsky.social•247 days ago

Let every trash bin ever have one single squeaky wheel

thoughtrise.bsky.social•247 days ago

NONE MAY DESTROY THIS FOREST

evan-the-tired.bsky.social•247 days ago

You destroy my leaf blowers, I return with lawn mowers!

nyalruko.bsky.social•247 days ago

The last one is 100% me

karqueuetie.bsky.social•247 days ago

I would be keeping an eye out for people who don’t return their grocery cart to its corral. Also no one is allowed to do lawn care while I’m sleeping or even just chilling. It’s gotta be when I’m away from the house bc I can’t stand the sounds of it lmao

clanventrue.bsky.social•247 days ago

None shall trespass into our domain. It is a rule we established hundred of years ago.

Please, tell us about these leaf blowers. You seem to have a history with them.

bigolbuzzard.bsky.social•246 days ago

Vampire of walkable urban infrastructure is so real
Grim Reaper of the Car Centric Society

afterplague.bsky.social•247 days ago

Ugh the leaf blowers! You’re so correct for this

trevortiger.bsky.social•247 days ago

I’d have two signs outside of my castle. One reads “Fuck your Garlic”. Then about 20 paces after that, the second sign reads “Wow. My child son has a garlic allergy. What kind of monster are YOU?”

starangel369.bsky.social•246 days ago

I would disapear into the woods never to be seen again, and slowly starve myself to death so not to be a burden.

kaesekaiserin.bsky.social•247 days ago

Mine would be “i shall never see light except for UV light” and become a hikikomori and game and read all day and light.

kreptyne.bsky.social•247 days ago

Anyone who uses terms like "True fans" or "Real fans" of an IP to gatekeep gets turned into a thrall and forced to never use the internet again

ruff1298.bsky.social•247 days ago

One family is suspiciously heavily invested in trains. Constantly building and maintaining lines, even at great loss using seemingly inexhaustible amounts of capital. The family home has long become a museum, but an intrepid transport historian graduate goes up the elevator to meet the new head...