While they're being recalled, Tesla has offered to send Cybertruck drivers a loaner tiny penis. - ThreadSky

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frankconniff.bsky.social • 10 days ago

While they're being recalled, Tesla has offered to send Cybertruck drivers a loaner tiny penis.

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courtjezter84.bsky.social•10 days ago

Also, shoulder-pads and discrete shoe lifts.

vrpj.bsky.social•9 days ago

They need penises? Oh, right… For peeing.

jaysin333.bsky.social•9 days ago

Ha! This made me chuckle quietly to myself.
There's been a lot of that lately.
Also, some mild existential whimpering.

b9cc1d.bsky.social•10 days ago

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brianobliviondds.bsky.social•10 days ago

Good luck finding an adapter that allows USB charging!😡
I got a free tiny penis since I was one of the first 1000 preorders when the Cybertruck was announced and my dingle ain't dongled in quite a long while!

jonsavoy.bsky.social•10 days ago

Mynd you lithium fires Kan be pretti nasti…

mikewthompson.bsky.social•10 days ago

Was going to follow you for this exquisite Monty Python reference only to find that I already follow you.

worldswerth.bsky.social•10 days ago

The drivers already have that.

What they need is one of Elon's Pack-X silicone packers, the kind worn by famous rock musicians like Derek Smalls (available in cucumber and moose knuckle).

Elon's not only the Pack-X president.
He also has a Pack-X member.

shazbat.bsky.social•9 days ago

Thanks Frank! I needed a laugh today, and you delivered.

miseryfree.bsky.social•10 days ago

A strap on? Or a strap off?

ecarney.bsky.social•10 days ago

He'll also send some of his own sperm. This is not optional.

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