The baby's getting really good at elbowing me in the throat while I'm holding her. - ThreadSky

jeffgerstmann.com • 77 days ago

The baby's getting really good at elbowing me in the throat while I'm holding her.

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bigtrouble.bsky.social•77 days ago

Krav Gaga

elmore.zone•77 days ago

one of the main things no one prepared me for regarding parenting: they get really good at elbowing you in the throat while you're holding 'em

knoah.bsky.social•77 days ago

Can relate. Our 3 month old goes for my throat with gusto. I allow it.

dandandouble.bsky.social•76 days ago

Sir, we regret to inform you that your child is an Andy.

dandandouble.bsky.social•76 days ago

Andy man, not even his gifs work.

chublife.bsky.social•77 days ago

My kid was the queen of head butts. My Mum had to take adult literacy courses in her 40’s and I’m not convinced that it was just educational neglect. I think 3 kids head butted the knowledge out of her.

achoohorsey.bsky.social•77 days ago

Has she given you a concussion yet by bucking her head back? No? Just me?

jeffgerstmann.com•77 days ago

Slammed my nose with the back of her head pretty good once or twice, but I don't think she broke it. This one is way stronger than the other two were at this age.

achoohorsey.bsky.social•77 days ago

😣😖