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Thirty-something mom of two buying media and playing video games. I post about wrestling and politics. I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.
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Why do so many parents now hover over their kids at the playground? Like, just keep an eye on them from afar and let them play.

a good start, but we need more. more idiots. more perverts. this isn't some bullshit town, this is new york city, and we won't rest until the mayoral race is a grotesque humiliation to us, to the country, and to humanity itself.

Every Movie in 1999:

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

looks like its lid up

What is happening? Why is Travis Scott here? What is The Rock saying? Why did Cena win the Elimination Chamber match?

Sami Zayn looks even more insane than usual… Also surprised he didn’t get more of a pop with the TO audience… is it cause he’s from Quebec?

Zelenskyy can’t wait to return to active war zone after having to socialize with JD Vance

I can't stop laughing at this man I'm sorry. This is the kind of shit the biggest loser in the world would say to their girlfriend about buying her flowers on Valentine's Day once, and he's doing so in an argument that started because he called her a bitch

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

Yes

It makes me wanna move to Canada more… I won’t pretend it hasn’t been a serious consideration over the past few years and especially now.

The contrast between the US anthem and the CA anthem was insane. Also why are they singing the US anthem in Toronto anyway?

Sending an email once a week listing what you’ve done at work is such a lazy, inefficient, detached way to manage people and work. That’s why barely anyone does it and companies that do fail to thrive.

I’ve been listening to a lot of St.GIGA recordings since Trump’s been back in office

Feels weird writing “foci” in a presentation and meaning it

This is the best halftime show in awhile #superbowl

not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

Why does everyone in these commercials have Snapchat filter faces #superbowl

Our nation has an alarming amount of childlike adults.

Great example of a joke you absolutely cannot tell on social media when the person you are speaking to uses their name as their handle I keep revising my assessment of Elon Musk's IQ downward, and this wayward sick burn is definitely going in the equation

I’m sorry but this weird Johnson de-aging package should be illegal #superbowl

Regularly I am just blown away by some of the creations in the Happy Home app in Animal Crossing New Horizons. I thought I was pretty good at building stuff but I was WRONG

Fucker had two heart attacks during his last match www.pwmania.com/ric-flair-sa...

All of Los Angeles

😂😂😂😂

Lmao the boos for Hulk Hogan and Netflix not understanding how to pipe in cheers like WWE usually does #WWERaw

People who eat caramel and cheese popcorn - what happened to you as a child?

Sometimes when I’m bummed out I like to listen to the sound effects from Bad Dudes youtu.be/Ot_eECo92cU?...

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Dear God, The Rock’s daughter has zero charisma #nepobaby #nxt

Poors and women only have as much free expression as they can afford.

Yo I’m like, 65% sure the wife of the UnitedHealthcare CEO hired a hitman to kill her husband (a thread)

Do better Hitler 2

After paying $150 to just park at the Chiefs game today, I want to say they can stuff it for asking for tax payer money to build a new stadium.

you Bitch & moan about my smoke detector after i already explaioned to you i am too tired to shut it off. how dare you. you are very stupid