Why would 50 people buy a fake stogie for 5 bucks when you can buy a real one, on the cheap, for around the same price or less? Lol, maybe it's for the optional lid feature?
Those are horrible, I tried to use one for a Gomez Addams cosplay (that never came around) and it was crap, it wasn't even a proper cigar. I would recommend just getting a vape that is made to be a cigar, that works even better!
I worked at a liquidation company that listed shit we bought in bulk on amazon and ebay, my job was to write descriptions and listings, they made me stand at a desk the whole shift cause sitting would be harmful to productivity, so hey cut us some slack
Wait, a fake cigar that puffs so you can try to look cool withiyr actually smoking.... so this is for the kid who was made fun of in school so he can be made fun of now?? Awesome!! That's lid!
The cigar was a simulacrum of vice. A trick, a ruse, the kind of lie you tell yourself in motel mirrors at 3 am. No smoke, no heat. He put it in his mouth, like the cold steel barrel of a pawnshop revolver pressed against the lips of fate. Somewhere in the distance, the wind moved across the land.
As first, I just figured it was one of those "too good to be true" sales sites from some foreign country with a penchant for fake ads on Facebook. Then I thought - crap, this is more like a REAL ad from some yahoo who thinks English should be our official language.
Trump/Vance the weakest so called leader America has ever seen. American will not stand for this much longer. Stay tuned folks even the maggots are protesting.
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”Pork-radio great for outside radioactivity”
“Faux Brown Cigar” that looks “lid
up” because….?
Great proof readers.
It's my coping technique.
--Sigmund Fraud
Never mind.
Remember 5 shot lids for $20? (For the young folk who might not know, pot was sometimes measured with a shot glass)
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it’s a PUB table you fcking illiterate morons.
like tables used in…. PUBs
“looks like its lid up”
Till the guy in the park raised his prices
My brain: Lid off?
Me: No, don't...
My brain: *horn section*
Me: Here we go.
My brain: Whatever bubbles, bubbles up (I fee-eel!)...Run come follow me, run come follow me now.
Me: This is my life for the next 3 hours.
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