I just found a post it note on my house with "I can help (local phone number I don't recognize), Ray." And uh, it might help to hint at what you want me to buy from you? Roofing? Exterior paint? Driveway paving? Landscaping? Dog walking? WTF do you do, Ray? Idc to pay to search your number so 🚮 - ThreadSky

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ravenmae.bsky.social • 1 day ago

I just found a post it note on my house with "I can help (local phone number I don't recognize), Ray."

And uh, it might help to hint at what you want me to buy from you? Roofing? Exterior paint? Driveway paving? Landscaping? Dog walking? WTF do you do, Ray? Idc to pay to search your number so 🚮

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celticjade13.bsky.social•1 day ago

I say it's even odds whether Ray is advertising his services as a house/yard maintenance person or a contract killer.

heykev.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ray is a renaissance man. Pluming, tree trimming, carpentry, personal trainer, tax accountant, auto detailing, annoying neighbors relocated, and bodies buried (those last two have a package deal.)

angrytardigrade.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ray is also excellent at getting blood out of delicate fabrics. 100% would use again.

ravenmae.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ray advertises as an all purpose cleaner, but iykyk 😉

rescuemom.bsky.social•1 day ago

That's kinda creepy, Raven. 😬

ravenmae.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, I'm torn between 'you're not really drumming up business for your new landscaping company this way, bud' & 'jesus, don't ever do this on the home of women who don't know you, bro!'

rescuemom.bsky.social•1 day ago

Same.

Just curious, but when you found it, did you look around to see if anyone was watching you?? (Which is what I would've done.) 😂

ravenmae.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sort of? Lol I checked my mailbox to see if there was a flyer from Ray in there & I always autocheck if there's anyone in the road around my house because my neighbor's dog is often hanging out there.

jennifed.bsky.social•1 day ago

jeeze, some people🤦‍♀️

ravenmae.bsky.social•1 day ago

The plot thickens: dad vaguely noticed the post it when he left this morning, but he was running late for work & didn't bother to read it. So Ray was here in the dark before 8am. 😳

celticjade13.bsky.social•1 day ago

The evidence for contract killer builds. 😂

cathypaddock.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yikes

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