It will require sock puppets and golf metaphors, at a minimum. - ThreadSky

jack-e-smith.bsky.social • 92 days ago

It will require sock puppets and golf metaphors, at a minimum.

And a dimly lit blond.

I remember when the head of the EU used simple brightly colored cards to explain trade policy to DT. It didn’t due much good!
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-trade-tariffs-eu-colorful-cards-2018-7

Holy fuck.

And a side of chicken nuggets.

3 slide PowerPoint only. With pictures.

And repeating his name throughout the presentation.

🤔

🤣😂

🤣🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Dumb AF

Even then I have my doubts.

How could Republikkkans do this to us?

And probably some colored drawings and frequent Big Macs laced by Ronnie Jackson.

And a medium dosage of horse tranquilizer to keep his mind still for ten minutes to be able to - at least partially - absorb the information. 🐴💉

I think they've already skipped to that tranquilliser part.
Or : have you heard anything from Trump himself recently?

😂💯🎯

RFK, Jr. recommends heroin to stay focused.

With cheeseburger bribes!

It’s more than two sentences. His attention span isn’t that long any more.

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