Good morning. Ask your mom to make some calls to Congress today on your behalf. There are still cabinet positions available. - ThreadSky

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁

They only want folks with a long criminal history for cabinet positions. Dang, here I was trying to be a good citizen all these years.😔

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njhm100.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂

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bsradar.bsky.social•143 days ago

Can you imagine all the whispering behind his back about his mommy? I would rather have his mommy in charge.

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valkyrievibe.bsky.social•144 days ago

I would, but she's dead. I guess I'll have to do it my own damn self!

JK, these cabinet picks are insane.

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type1rn.bsky.social•144 days ago

Mine is too. I’m not good with telling people I’m a good girl. Can I have a phone number so I can text it?

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andalusianfields.bsky.social•144 days ago

Maybe we can borrow someones mom?

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valkyrievibe.bsky.social•143 days ago

Yes!! Bonus Mom's will definitely have our backs!

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salty-mermaid.bsky.social•144 days ago

My mom’s urn would still be a better cabinet pick than any of these.

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valkyrievibe.bsky.social•144 days ago

Agreed!!

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jemcinnis.bsky.social•144 days ago

I never met your mom, but, I don’t disagree one bit, with you.

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mynewhome3.bsky.social•143 days ago

I'd say a whole lot better and I'm 78 I could give them a call!

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skittish-pixie.bsky.social•144 days ago

I'm in the same position. Mom (plus 3 others - remaining members of my family) KILLED by the vacuous ineptitude, incompetence and LIES of the COVID UN-handling!

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valkyrievibe.bsky.social•143 days ago

I'm so sorry. I didn't lose mine to covid, but due to our crappy health care industry. I did lose my mom, dad, and last grandparent over an 8 month period. Less than 2 years ago. It sucks completely and has not been easy.

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skittish-pixie.bsky.social•143 days ago

My heart goes out to you. I understand your losses.🙂‍↕️

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bleweyes.bsky.social•144 days ago

Mommy, I promise to put my big boy britches on if you get me this job. And, theses guys were upset with affirmative action...so entitled.

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eevie24.bsky.social•144 days ago

It's embarrassing.

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just-jack-1.bsky.social•144 days ago

Embarrassing is the new normal.

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tatersandmeat.bsky.social•143 days ago

I'm gonna get my note from home!!👍

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pauliticaleye.bsky.social•143 days ago

I doubt the Cheeto-in-Chief has Jack on his Cabinet candidate list.

(But I doubt he even has a list of candidates. That would show organization.)

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lindznicolew.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤦🏾‍♀️😂

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roosir.bsky.social•144 days ago

Most moms would do a better job than Trump's transition team has been doing

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crabbydogmom.bsky.social•143 days ago

I thought bringing your mommy to a job interview was bad form.

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rivr0ddr.bsky.social•143 days ago

Yes, if you have the money to buy one.

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basementtrix.bsky.social•143 days ago

Dude, my mom is dead.
(sorry, reflex left over from high school)

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heckle0007.bsky.social•144 days ago

Good morning, Jack! ☕💜✌️

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maudhd.bsky.social•143 days ago

Made my day 😂😂😂

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gangstamimi.bsky.social•143 days ago

I'd die of humiliation if, as a grown a$$ adult woman, my mom OR dad (RIP) intervened on my behalf abt ANYTHING unless a witness in a court case. SMDH.

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dartmanx.bsky.social•144 days ago

I don't drink and I've never sexually assaulted anyone. I'm not qualified.

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peanutandpeas.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣

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sardonicpollyanna.bsky.social•143 days ago

And my daughter who is a lawyer couldn’t get a job with the DEA because she admitted to trying pot once. 🙄

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sardonicpollyanna.bsky.social•143 days ago

BTW, she tried it in a state where it was LEGAL! 😒

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kd1998.bsky.social•143 days ago

Our students can’t even INTERVIEW for internships with FBI if they have tried marijuana in the year they apply….this is a policy for internships….internships!!🙃

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sardonicpollyanna.bsky.social•143 days ago

The number of talented individuals they are passing up is outrageous! And the FBI could really use some intelligent and talented agents right about now.

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kd1998.bsky.social•143 days ago

Agreed…they are the only agency with that policy…but the screening process for the other agencies is no cake walk…these nominations just make me hang my head🙃

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isthisforrealz.bsky.social•143 days ago

Jacki-your daughter should re-apply, she’d be at the head of the class!! #fafo. So gross!!!

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sardonicpollyanna.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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mynewhome3.bsky.social•143 days ago

Omg omg but if I had even a speeding ticket I couldn't have passed the background check I had to have when I worked at NM state CPS and it had to be renewed every 3 years I was employed with them!

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sardonicpollyanna.bsky.social•143 days ago

A speeding ticket?!?! OMG! Isn’t that the way some of these make money? I know we have infamous speed traps here in central Texas. Damn!

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indy999.bsky.social•143 days ago

Bam! Especially if you are 50 years old.

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euniceszaki.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣

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copperdebs.bsky.social•144 days ago

Why not? Im just as qualified as these clowns!

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rteeeg.bsky.social•144 days ago

I tried. My Mom is a huge Trump supporter. She was not amused.

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mbski15.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣🤣Good idea I’ll call mommy now!

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irongranny.bsky.social•143 days ago

Well my mom is 86 yrs old abs is a little goofy 😂😂😂😂

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greendragon68.bsky.social•144 days ago

I think the guy at the corner store wants in.

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jct49.bsky.social•144 days ago

It would have to be ultra long distance. She died years ago.

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punkispicegoddess.swifties.social•143 days ago

I'll get my ouija board out. I dunno if she'll answer though, she might be too busy.

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robozulu164.bsky.social•143 days ago

Mommy, they're bullying me 😫.

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happydawg.bsky.social•144 days ago

Why would my mother call Congress?

A. My mother is Canadian.

B. My mom died 3 years ago.

C. Go Leafs go.

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hotcatmana.bsky.social•143 days ago

When my middle daughter was in high school and she had a problem with her advanced English class, she went to talk to her teacher as I had suggested .As she need to speak to him to find out what she could do to improve.His first comment was I’m glad you didn’t bring your mommy or your daddy.

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hotcatmana.bsky.social•143 days ago

2/2 she would be going to university and needed to learn how to speak for herself, which she does very well .So it see a grown man to have mommy come and rescue him in such a public is very sad and pathetic.

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borninthenorth.bsky.social•143 days ago

My mom is dead .
Anyone wanna be my mom for a phone call ?

🤣🤷‍♀️

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redslider.bsky.social•143 days ago

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goalie39.bsky.social•144 days ago

The ultimate Helicopter Parent.

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thedarlingclem.bsky.social•143 days ago

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jacg1.bsky.social•143 days ago

Black Hawk Helicopter parent

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lacastellana.bsky.social•143 days ago

Helicopter mommy. bleh...go away, Petie.

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betterfedthandead.bsky.social•143 days ago

Crimeless applicants need not apply !

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searching4cheese.bsky.social•143 days ago

I don't think she's going to get a seat at the table. First, she's a woman. Second, her rapsheet is embarrassingly short for a cabinet nominee.

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bluepowerdem25.bsky.social•143 days ago

President Biden is weak

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cirrus18.bsky.social•144 days ago

I should call on my behalf of my son. He’s a really good man - creative and a dreamer but levelheaded with good judgment. He’d be perfect. But he’s also self aware enough to be humiliated if his mommy made calls to vouch for him. 🤦‍♀️

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soccerlives1127.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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loratx.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤣 👍🏼

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presley5.bsky.social•144 days ago

Hi, I am calling on behalf of my son Ricky. He is an alcoholic, Drug addicted, Sex offender Republican and is very qualified for a lofty position in the trump cabinet.

Please advice,
Ricky’s Mom

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kristyjean.bsky.social•144 days ago

Do we have something akin to the ministry of silly walks. I'm not particularly graceful, so I feel I could nail a cabinet position for this.

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olszewskijc1891.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂

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iris10428.bsky.social•143 days ago

Alrighty!! 😁

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intomydreams.bsky.social•143 days ago

Nah. No respectable person want to be anywhere near that criminal shitshow. What I’d like to know is what the DOJ is doing about trump and his cronies actually stealing an election?

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retiredrn2006.bsky.social•143 days ago

My son is currently looking for a job! He has a Science degree!

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kth11524.bsky.social•143 days ago

Nope. No scientists needed. There's JFK & his self-medicated brain worm lived experience🙃

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mynewhome3.bsky.social•143 days ago

But but is he a felon or a sex offender???

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retiredrn2006.bsky.social•143 days ago

Nope!!

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sifyi57.bsky.social•144 days ago

Did she do it knowingly of what was to come.. 🤔

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duckmsw.bsky.social•144 days ago

My mom is no longer able to do so, and would never have wanted me to work for the impacted rectum (not that I'd ever want to).

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purplevh80.bsky.social•144 days ago

My mom would never do that. I wouldn't last five minutes before I was kicked out.

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anniemese.bsky.social•143 days ago

What a loser. Both of them
"Oh my former jag off son has *changed*." Please. What bs.

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kikiprancer.bsky.social•134 days ago

Hi mom. My manliness wasn't enough to get the job. Please call them and give them a good talking to. Will be over later for milk and cookies and for my diaper change.

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georgiegeeez.bsky.social•144 days ago

Trump doesn’t give anything away with getting something in return. I wonder how much these folks are paying for the positions…

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dannymittleman.bsky.social•143 days ago

My mom has passed. Does that mean I am out of luck?

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bojurie.bsky.social•143 days ago

... or promised "Not gona drink if ..." sounds toddler's talk,

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susanpgrecycles.bsky.social•143 days ago

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rosannan.bsky.social•133 days ago

She'll have to lie and give you a criminal past, but I'd say you'd have a good chance, if you can act the part.

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dramaden.bsky.social•143 days ago

I am completely unfit to serve in Trump's cabinet because I am neither a criminal nor a sexual predator.

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mia-8.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂

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charlesreedpi.bsky.social•144 days ago

Now why would YOU want to do a silly thing like they come involved in THAT terribly structured company?!

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elisarothstein917.bsky.social•143 days ago

Now why didn’t I think of that??? Oh, wait…because I’m not an entitled white man used to getting his way and having his parents/colleagues/society/the patriarchy make endless excuses/concessions for me. Right. I knew there was something. 🙄😡🖕🏼

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joshuamerrill.bsky.social•143 days ago

So on point 🙏

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creatinglifeandart.bsky.social•143 days ago

Maybe all of us moms should call our reps in Congress on behalf of the American people (our children) and tell them to push back against these malfeasant and unqualified appointees.

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harleytheequinn.bsky.social•143 days ago

Exactly!

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mynewhome3.bsky.social•143 days ago

I've called but not for my kids since I'm the one calling about the horror trying to take my SS!!!!!

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laurelink.bsky.social•144 days ago

Haha!

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meg2024.bsky.social•143 days ago

Good morning Jack ☕️

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midwesternmama.bsky.social•144 days ago

💀

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lizzie1951.bsky.social•143 days ago

A helicopter parent?

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princefan-1.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂😂I might

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lisakelley373.bsky.social•143 days ago

Lol!! 😆

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reinanijinsky.bsky.social•143 days ago

Ryt!? 😹👍🏼

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tk10k.bsky.social•143 days ago

My mom tried but apparently without solid criminal record I do not qualify.

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jersey74.bsky.social•143 days ago

WINNER 🏆

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msmsfit2022.bsky.social•143 days ago

Do you maybe have ties to Russia or a drinking problem? I wouldn't give up just yet, you're likely just as under-qualified as anyone else.

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tk10k.bsky.social•143 days ago

Drinking problem, excellent idea, I am sure my mother witnessed it first hand, tomorrow morning she will start with Rand Paul, seems like he would be friendly to this argument.

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lunamoona-123.bsky.social•143 days ago

👏👏👏

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jeffsmybrother.bsky.social•143 days ago

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mslonib.bsky.social•143 days ago

I don’t know if I’ve committed enough crimes to qualify. I got to check. 😂

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frankieface15.bsky.social•143 days ago

Damn, she's been dead 5 1/2 years! It would be VERY long distance.

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iamstevemahoney.bsky.social•143 days ago

Amen

CC #aarp mafia

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vf24ordie.bsky.social•144 days ago

There might be one available for your drunk uncle

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deemidnight.bsky.social•143 days ago

😆

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ksummerwine.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻🤦‍♀️👍🏻

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pappybest.bsky.social•143 days ago

Sadly, my mom suffers from dementia, but the phone calls would be quite interesting!!

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kellyknic.bsky.social•143 days ago

When telemarketing people called my house I used to give the phone to my 2 yr old who loved to babble on and on. Those were pretty interesting. They would take a long time to hang up on him too.

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five-no-trump.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hand the phone to your two year old and tell them it's Santa Claus.

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kth11524.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hey, may be best circumstances for such a call. She may say exactly what many merely think

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quietjulia.bsky.social•144 days ago

I don’t recall any time that I needed my mom to vouch for me in order to secure a job. Ever.

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unitedwestandvote.bsky.social•144 days ago

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tinaki.bsky.social•143 days ago

But but but…my mom (and dad) are deceased. Would a testimonial from one of my adult sons do the trick?

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riverodder.bsky.social•144 days ago

They could use some haunting…

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weareallbozos.bsky.social•143 days ago

Can I have a stand in?
Mom has passed.
My wife MIGHT agree.
We live very close to the action.
Call me.

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bernandii.bsky.social•144 days ago

Good morning, Mom! I've got a great idea - instead of making breakfast just make some calls to Congress for me today. I hear there are still some cabinet positions available, and I think I'd be a great fit! Just tell them to look for the charming, witty, and oh-so-talented me. Thanks, Mom!

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armonianadventures.bsky.social•144 days ago

My mother is a homeless alcoholic, currently in a turf war with another homeless lady over the gas station they both panhandle near. She's overqualified as all hell, but I'm sure she's up for it.

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fairyreina.bsky.social•143 days ago

If may mom was still alive, but she doesn't like the guy she called "RUMP"
Even I won't work alongside DonOLD.
Been told by several people I should go into politics. No TY! I despise politics, especially due to the Corrupted BS by Pro-Lieing Repub Thugs. The Greed Over People party ruin it for US

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gtfoidgaf.bsky.social•143 days ago

As a millennial, I’m embarrassed that I knew immediately what you meant. I’ll, go text her.

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gorubenruben.bsky.social•144 days ago

Oralè Resisters
Stop Illegal Alien Hunters!
Missouri!
#StopAlienHunters
#NoTamales4Trump
#Mossouri
#USDemocracy

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meggr99.bsky.social•141 days ago

Yes I heard about it on MSNBC evening news!

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blackraven30.bsky.social•144 days ago

Wait.....
Is this for real?
WTH?????

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stlhandmaid.bsky.social•143 days ago

https://legiscan.com/MO/bill/SB72/2025

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stlhandmaid.bsky.social•143 days ago

Yes it is very real unfortunately.

https://www.senate.mo.gov/25info/BTS_Web/Bill.aspx?SessionType=R&BillID=523

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madamedefarge64.bsky.social•143 days ago

And where is one of the poorest states coming up with that money??

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blackraven30.bsky.social•143 days ago

That's a good question if it's true

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stlhandmaid.bsky.social•143 days ago

https://www.senate.mo.gov/25info/BTS_Web/Bill.aspx?SessionType=R&BillID=523

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blackraven30.bsky.social•143 days ago

OMG!!
This will not fair well and the safety of EVERYONE will be in peril! You can be a U.S. citizen and these gun toting, power hungry, one celled brain idiots will do so much harm if your skin is one shade too dark for them.

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stlhandmaid.bsky.social•143 days ago

https://legiscan.com/MO/bill/SB72/2025

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t-eby.bsky.social•143 days ago

It's a bill that's going to be introduced to be voted on at a future date. If you have tik Tok search there . There are some other disturbing ones

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thehollypereira.bsky.social•144 days ago

Imagine your MOTHER calls you trash and then has to backpedal? Publicly. 🤣🤡

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mfan-90210.bsky.social•144 days ago

I’m banking on Ambassador to The Bahamas.

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willnverna.bsky.social•144 days ago

When helicopter parenting goes wrong.

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armyofbears.bsky.social•144 days ago

Pete calling his mommy

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booboo212.bsky.social•143 days ago

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waters4194.bsky.social•144 days ago

Yes😂😂😂😂

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chakakhan.bsky.social•144 days ago

This is hysterical 😩🤣

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poppopto2.bsky.social•143 days ago

No thanks, I won’t serve him unless it’s something nefarious

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dagrtnpwrflmrfixit.bsky.social•144 days ago

My mom called Trump yesterday to see if I could get a job there. They hired her as Susie White's body double.

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captcrunch.bsky.social•143 days ago

No thanks. 1. my mom passed years ago and forgot to tell me her 1-800 Heaven number, and 2. I wouldn't soil myself with that filth.

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moodyblue27.bsky.social•144 days ago

My mom said I had to wait until she had her first cup of coffee, and then she'll get to work.

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debbababe.bsky.social•143 days ago

The sh*t just writes itself, doesn’t it?! 😆🤣😂

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jcm444.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hegseth has no evident (past and/or present) self-control or self-awareness. How can such a person ever be IN CHARGE of the world's greatest military? This should be an OBVIOUS HUMILIATING EMBARRASSMENT FOR DONALD TRUMP.

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sueishere.bsky.social•144 days ago

Good morning

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techychik.bsky.social•143 days ago

But only if you pass this course...

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moonwillosky.bsky.social•141 days ago

🤣

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keeper7000.bsky.social•143 days ago

Am I qualified, even though I'm not a predator, a drunk, a felon, or a fascist?

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fuzbs.bsky.social•143 days ago

Ooops, no sorry.

But, if you firmly attach your lips to Trump’s posterior, he might look past your lack of indecency.

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keeper7000.bsky.social•143 days ago

Seems the lip thing is the latest trend. Apparently, it works short-term, but offers no protection from being thrown under buses.

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justina311.bsky.social•143 days ago

His posterior is inferior anyways 🤣

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keeper7000.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤣Needs a sign: "This end up."

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suzeok405.bsky.social•143 days ago

Might keep you out of the running. There might be a caveat that says "decent people need not apply"

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keeper7000.bsky.social•143 days ago

Exactly!

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mollyloubee.bsky.social•143 days ago

You can't list your mom as a referral on any job application. Hegseth seems more and more like a little boy, and certainly not anyone to head up our defense.

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serenworld4us.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂 ❣️ 😂

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hippycatlady58.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤣

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lolatep.bsky.social•143 days ago

Only people with a criminal/sexual assault history need apply.

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tdarcy.democracymatters.ai•143 days ago

That would be quite something given she’s been dead for nearly 9 years. 🥺😂

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fashionablyover60.bsky.social•143 days ago

Oh my god ! I would probably get the job… my mother’s a maga and a total nut! 🤣

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danaedwards80.bsky.social•144 days ago

Isn't the Congress lower end than the Senate or the president?

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suebleu.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂😂

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starvinginmontana.bsky.social•143 days ago

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menckenwasright.bsky.social•144 days ago

Will I have to start drinking a lot to qualify?

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auntpolgara.bsky.social•143 days ago

What did I miss?

Wait....

Do I really want know......?

Yes...no...no I don't....

Yes I do, ffs... OK

What Crazy Ass BS did I miss....

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reneehere.bsky.social•141 days ago

Lol...

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gladyskravetz.bsky.social•143 days ago

Dammit!!
My mom died 7 years ago. Can my Auntie do it? I wanna run be in charge of something!!

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redelvisfan.bsky.social•143 days ago

Elon, Hegseth, the ghost of RFK, it’s like nobody has credentials of their own.

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aspengal.bsky.social•144 days ago

Both of my sons are too smart to work for Trump.

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allaboutthemissd.bsky.social•144 days ago

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greenock.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣

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suzzanee.bsky.social•144 days ago

😆😆😆😆

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lynnrhy.bsky.social•143 days ago

Alas, my son's military resume is likely too "pristine" to be considered at all. Now the other offspring can swear like a sailor. Does that qualify?

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dooy4america.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂😅🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👍🏽

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mikki49.bsky.social•143 days ago

😆😆😂🤣

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stephhicks.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hahaha

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terminator2030.bsky.social•144 days ago

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cbshere.bsky.social•144 days ago

VM at his middle school:

"Pete's dog ate his homework last night"

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traceycavasin.bsky.social•143 days ago

Priceless, what a child, he’s 43 for goodness sake

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simplysusan.bsky.social•143 days ago

Wouldn't it be better to call Elon's mommy?

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freeyah-knyx.bsky.social•143 days ago

https://youtu.be/w5e6z-pTDHs?si=fzH91pN19fZNy8bU

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lisaks.bsky.social•143 days ago

Can I work with the big boys?

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mfisch02.bsky.social•144 days ago

Unfortunately, my mom is a fan, so she might think it's a pretty cool idea.

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041665.bsky.social•143 days ago

My mom died near the end of 2020 so I don't think she can call. She could probably haunt some folks but that's about it.

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thebobdavidson.bsky.social•143 days ago

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k-wren.bsky.social•143 days ago

My mom’s dead so, damn. Another missed opportunity.

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laravilla.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂

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bcudak.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤭

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brookiebitch.bsky.social•143 days ago

I don't have a mom anymore, but she absolutely would.

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witchyinixonia.bsky.social•144 days ago

"But Mommmm! Everybody's doing it!"

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skunkalt.bsky.social•144 days ago

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mw1989.bsky.social•144 days ago

Lol

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icecreamrocksss.bsky.social•143 days ago

Or your P.O.

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9938dkj.bsky.social•143 days ago

😅😅😅

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emilygraves.bsky.social•144 days ago

Swish

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cyclingchick.bsky.social•144 days ago

😁

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german67.bsky.social•143 days ago

Unfortunately, both of my parents are 6 feet under. Maybe I should consult an oracle?

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cathiesg.bsky.social•143 days ago

I don’t even understand why he would think he was qualified to run the department of defense..

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davidgilmourfan.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂 I have to laugh at the absurdity of it. I'll either get angry or cry, otherwise.

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fightingdragonswithyou.swifties.social•143 days ago

Same!

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badpuppy1492.bsky.social•143 days ago

Lol

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smithrox2.bsky.social•144 days ago

I'm not deplorable enough to qualify

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renegadehamster.bsky.social•144 days ago

My mom died decades ago. But I was able to pass a background check without her help.

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popandmarsh.bsky.social•143 days ago

Can I be in charge of biscuits please?

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jaylionel.bsky.social•144 days ago

I’m not a sexual predator or criminal, which makes me wholly unsuitable for Trump’s cabinet.

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patjay.bsky.social•144 days ago

Lollzzz

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fight4freedom.bsky.social•144 days ago

He likes sadists, too. Especially those who are 100% loyal (until they're not).
But if you're not a criminal or predator, or loyal to him , you are not likely to be the kind of sadist he prefers.
So yes, you are unsuitable.

The good news is you are a fighter for our democracy.
Thank you

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hopeforusall.bsky.social•144 days ago

Have you covered for someone who has committed a crime? I think you still have a chance.

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jacg1.bsky.social•143 days ago

You can just drink to excess at work now so does that make a difference?

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chiamol.bsky.social•144 days ago

I came here to say that.

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b-rad-lee.bsky.social•143 days ago

Maybe if you start talking about how hot ivanka is and what a nice ass she has!!

Then you’ll be in!!!

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mkmcmillan-1958.bsky.social•144 days ago

I would but she passed away 8 years ago. She loved me and thought I could do just about anything, but I’m not sure she’d do this for me. However, she would gladly make a homemade pie, cake, or cookies for a Congress member or two. That’s the length to which she might go to help her children. 😂

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soccermomfla.bsky.social•143 days ago

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patricklaverty.com•144 days ago

I want to be Secretary of the Interior Cabinets. Exterior walls are too cold.

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rdpapa123.bsky.social•143 days ago

Good call

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pecsurvey.bsky.social•143 days ago

I'm Canadian 🇨🇦....how in the fuck is that even legal ?!. Just take a sharpie and draw in whatever boundaries you want ?! Holy fck ....that's some delusional shit

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mawmaw8.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hilarious. Well done!

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thejojoyouknow.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂 🤣 good stuff, sad, but funny.

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heloderma.bsky.social•143 days ago

Doesn't matter, I don't have a record of sexual assaults or binge drinking so I'm unqualified. Mom's call wouldn't help.

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rmarmstrong10.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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amrenaissanceman.bsky.social•143 days ago

Ah, my morning laugh. TY!

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cymoney.bsky.social•143 days ago

My mom died. Can my sister vouch for me??

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cymoney.bsky.social•143 days ago

My Mom died. Can my sister vouch for me??

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dogmomgigi.bsky.social•144 days ago

I was just hoping for my own desk & computer, but a whole cabinet, personal assistant, & company car. Sounds good.

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noctuavida.bsky.social•144 days ago

I would like to point out that men who still have their mothers have an unfair competitive advantage

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drrenemd.bsky.social•144 days ago

Good morning.

You made me drop my phone.

😂🤣😂🤣

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anaveraart13.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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joysus.bsky.social•143 days ago

This is laughable. Mommy calling senators telling them her son is a good man. Mommy wearing blinders!!!

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caroluce.bsky.social•143 days ago

I would not qualify for a job in the WH. I would have to be an adulter, liar, abuser, user, embezzling alcoholic.
And I do not make enuf money for payoffs. Worst thing is, if my mom was alive, she would slap me and never lie for me 🫤

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maryandorfer.bsky.social•144 days ago

I would but she's dead 😥

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stonewolfpc.bsky.social•144 days ago

Will you call in place of my mom, since she's dead? Lol

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armedfreedom.bsky.social•142 days ago

You really need to be doing stand up 😎🤣

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casalmon.bsky.social•143 days ago

Instructions unclear - my mom is now secretary of defense :(

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babyboomer57.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂😂

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gregolson.bsky.social•143 days ago

Standout nominations for Trump's cabinet: [The inclusion of the "E." middle initial would deflect criticism—a more strategic approach than we've seen so far]: Chuck E. Cheese, Wyle E. Coyote, Billy E. Goat, Pine E. Cone, Jo E. King, Smok E. Bear, and Cheek E. Monkey, the most mischievous of them.

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agrlcandrm.bsky.social•143 days ago

Does it have to be my mom, or just any mom? Can it be a TV mom, because I think the mom from Malcolm in the Middle would be a perfect judge of character .

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