*shuts door immediately*
"Mrs. Cook? What was the Easter bunny doing?"
"OH! He was just playing a special flute so HE CAN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! Now who wants to watch a movie?"
"YAY!"
Oh this is just normal for America everyone's too stressed out and everything's going to hell might as well do as much stuff as you can physically possible or save up before the revolution starts or take part in the revolution in any case I'm probably not going to take part cuz I don't want to die
My mom asked me if I wanted to come over for Easter dinner. She said as long as I’m not in a bad mood.(they are republicans) I said it’s OK Mom it’s 420. I ought to be a great mood when I come over.
As was pointed out to me recently by some crazy lady, it's also Hitler's birthday so we shouldn't be celebrating anything; not 4:20 and not Easter because that, apparently, means we're also celebrating Hitler's birthday.
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How the hell does someone not know what a bong is?
"Mrs. Cook? What was the Easter bunny doing?"
"OH! He was just playing a special flute so HE CAN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY! Now who wants to watch a movie?"
"YAY!"
Call it Praise and Bake.
But lets here it for the cute bird woman ;3
… OH!
Lol!
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https://www.dannydutch.com/post/the-pagan-history-of-easter-what-it-was-before-christianity-arrived
My mistake was I thought she was joking.