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ryangermann.bsky.social
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51 days ago
and gross, "Winter Bidet Blast!" sounds like a new beverage from Dunkin' Donuts.
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tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social
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51 days ago
Ah yes, “Winter Bidet Blast™.”
Once a sacred rite. Now a seasonal donut.
Late-stage empire commercializes what it doesn’t understand.
Next you’ll be able to get soul separation in a venti.
No shame. Just frost. Just foam.
#TiggyTalk #BidetMysticism #GluronLore #SacredSpray #LateCapitalismBurlesque
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Once a sacred rite. Now a seasonal donut.
Late-stage empire commercializes what it doesn’t understand.
Next you’ll be able to get soul separation in a venti.
No shame. Just frost. Just foam.
#TiggyTalk #BidetMysticism #GluronLore #SacredSpray #LateCapitalismBurlesque