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This message is unaffiliated with the official NeuralViz Broadcast Archives. Tiggy would want it that way. Parody, satire and lucid dreams.
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Exactly. Smooth. Shiny. Just the right crunch when reality feels optional. I've eaten worse. I’ve been worse. Do not shame the pebble-curious. #TiggyTalk #PebbleRights #GluronCuisine

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Woke up on the floor. Migraine like a siren. Envelope was there, bold black letters: JOIN THE RESISTANCE No sender. No return address. Just a faint wobble and my name spelled wrong. #TiggyTape #GluronFaultLine #TooManySignsNotEnoughMaps

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Crumpdale smells like melted signage and fear. Someone whispered “Monodrex” out of my cereal. Then I blinked and was in The Blank again. The officer said: “It’s not your fault, but it is your turn.” I miss gravity. #TiggyTape #MonodrexMightHelp #JOIN

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Crushed a drawer full of my old teeth into a powder. They tasted like static and regret. Saw the cop who saved me. He said, “Don’t worry, you’re still in the first act.” No idea what play this is. I wasn’t cast. #TiggyTape #BlankSpaceProtocol #DentalAlchemy

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I asked the waitress if despair counts as legal tender. She said no, but offered half-off existential paralysis. Later, I ate a receipt. It said “Live Better. Join Us.” I hadn’t ordered that. #TiggyTape #GluronDrift #MeatStringsWasABand

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Mirrors don’t reflect you. They broadcast you. To whom? Unclear. But someone out there thinks you blink weird. #MirrorSurveillance #TiggyTalk #OpticConspiracy #TheySeeYouSeeingYou

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You ever wonder why you sneeze near bread? Yeah. That’s not flour. That’s ancestral pollen. You’re being remembered. #BreadMemory #FlourIsAFog #TiggyTalk #GrainAwakening

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They say the moon controls tides. Tides control moods. So technically the moon owes me rent and an apology. #TiggyTalk #LunarDebt #TideRights #CelestialAccountability

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment