Matt Gaetz looks like a rich GOP donor lady
with too much surgery
who just discovered her underage daughter
is sleeping with Matt Gaetz.
with too much surgery
who just discovered her underage daughter
is sleeping with Matt Gaetz.
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For kids trick-or-treating and adults robbing banks.
but I will try.
Hideous.
He could pass for 16.
He reminds me very much of Matt Dillon in There's Something About Mary. I think it's his teeth.
Is this where he goes to find his dates?
Or is his contouring game just that good? 😆
Now if he could just up his blending game.
But he is allowed within 100 yards of any?
It's clearly more than just make up. Some construction workers have been desperately chiseling that massive skull and putting a massive wig over it.
A funeral home employee?
What say you, @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social?
He's wearing a ton of concealer under his eyes, on his upper cheeks, and on the sides of his nose. The contour isn't well blended and is over-applied.
He's aptly demonstrating why we don't do that.
Even in 2016 we did t look so bad
Botox takes out wrinkles,,,
No he wouldn’t do that,,,
Woodie❓
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet