[releases helium-filled heart balloon] Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird - ThreadSky

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itsabbyyep.bsky.social • 23 days ago

[releases helium-filled heart balloon]

Me: You're free now

Balloon: Ima choke a bird

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vodouqueen.bsky.social•23 days ago

😆🤣😂🤣😂

obsidianshiv.bsky.social•23 days ago

Bird had it coming

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•23 days ago

I mean, no

obsidianshiv.bsky.social•23 days ago

Birds aren't even real.

forcemanure.bsky.social•23 days ago

Mylar Balloon, "I'm going short out a high tension wire and start 250,000 acre wildfire 🤭"

blacniss.bsky.social•23 days ago

😅

ladysuzanne.bsky.social•22 days ago

🤦🏻‍♀️🤭

justgeist.bsky.social•23 days ago

As soon as I figure out how to do a song mashup thingy

Balloon Man vs Free Bird

LFG!

joshcrewsreally.bsky.social•23 days ago

This is a good joke. Now on a separate note, in New Orleans they run into power lines and cause outages (and water boil cautions when power outage hits pump station regardless of how temporarily). No fun!

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•23 days ago

Indeed

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•23 days ago

And thank you!

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•23 days ago

Vintage 2015

azulbuho.bsky.social•23 days ago

I say "Ima choke a bird" to myself every time I see a balloon or a chinese lantern. Was wondering where I'd got it from!

itsabbyyep.bsky.social•23 days ago

💜

johnmdanskin.bsky.social•22 days ago

I thought mylar balloons just choked turtles. I didn't know they swung both ways.

Remember: erotic asphyxiation is fun, but in excess, results may be tragic.

urbanfarmjournal.bsky.social•23 days ago

🤣

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