Ok but like if I died suffocating on my own cigar smoke while the cops are trying to break into my house I'd be quite pleased with my deathbed. Its' the only part of that post that makes sense tbh.
This sounds like an office with a smoking break room? Like what even is this, this dudes bedroom is probably a middle managers office with a bunch of plaques on the wall that he gave himself.
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Is he joking? Is this all a character he created? Are people really like this?
But we can hope and dream right?