whenever i scroll past a vague post i assume it's about me even if does not describe me even remotely and i've never seen the person posting it before in my life. i can't believe you'd say that about me
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You just have to vaguepost back even harder and less comprehensibly. Cover all the bases and none of them so that it's impossible to tell you're responding to anyone and then veer of into some insane unrelated tangent so that on the off chance they did think it was about them they get soo bamboozled
i try the opposite technique. i assume no posts are about me. even if they are in response to me and address me by name.
"nicolae i can't believe you would say that about my mom"
hm i wonder who that post is about, not my problem
This is actually how I imagine brain cells working. A charge goes past, however strong, and nearby cells decide whether they are supposed to activate.
Like, is this a “me” signal or not?
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You're so vain
I bet you think this skeet is about you
I have no evidence for this.
😅
(I get that same feeling)
"nicolae i can't believe you would say that about my mom"
hm i wonder who that post is about, not my problem
Like, is this a “me” signal or not?