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vampbirb.bsky.social • 14 hours ago

Haircare brainwashing.

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jackalwrites.zaveryn.gay•13 hours ago

Where

and are you hiring.

hypnohorny.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I do always love hair salons that are secretly brainwashing operations.

maskedsleeper.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Talking bout hair salons, one in my city had this strange looking machine and my brain said: brain"wash" machine

vampbirb.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Vampire hair salon to get hair as good as mine!

You’ll hardly even feel the bites as your brain is being thoroughly rinsed~

hypnohorny.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Sounds lovely, how do I book an appointment?

bimorticianfan6666.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Technically not what you meant, but this Sonic Underground ep was one of many hypno cannon events
https://youtu.be/FkNZVezyw48?feature=shared

moonlightwolf18.bsky.social•13 hours ago

you always come up with these insanely hot ideas and they just pop up on my feed and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

tinyicecat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Go on? l3

vampbirb.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Conditioning conditioner.
Hairbrush to brush away thoughts.
Hairdryer that melts minds.
Hairstyles that change personalities.

Yknow, haircare brainwashing~

tinyicecat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

... Oh no, that's really fucking good. >______>

vampbirb.bsky.social•14 hours ago

All of those will be included in the first timers salon package.

Just ignore that all the stylists are vampires too.

tinyicecat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Not a problem. Not even those bites are a problem. Quality care requires experience, and they have decades of it...

stupidfluffydragon.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Yeah? Never thought about it but hair is quite close to the brain

lewdigo.bsky.social•14 hours ago

YES GOOD! Really *condition* those thoughts out and redefine a look...

vampbirb.bsky.social•14 hours ago

We’ll make sure your new look is all you can think about!

A brainmelting hairstyle that will truly redefine you~

lewdigo.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Brimming with mindless confidence, or simply just mindless, yet proud of it~

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