gonna go ahead and start banging the drum on “the gunshots at the beginning of The White Lotus were the result of one of the monkeys getting his hands on an AR-15” as my theory for this season
Comments
Log in with your Bluesky account to leave a comment
Almost TOO obvious with all those lingering shots on monkeys looking sus. So what if it's a misdirect - a monkey didn't steal a gun... a monkey stole Belinda's clothes while she is skinny-dipping with tattoo-chest-Russian-wellness-dude! And so a monkey isn't the shooter... a monkey is the body 🤯
I am choosing to believe from this tweet that this season takes place in the J. Lo wedding resort gets taken over by terrorists while a slowed-down haunting remix of Edwin McCain's "I'll Be" plays in the background movie cinematic universe.
Literally the first thing I thought of when I watched the episode.
Like, Mike White is sitting on a beach trying to come up with the next season of White Lotus and and he thinks and thinks and then he just writes “monkeys get a hold of Walton Goggins stash of guns”
It’s a good theory. To be consistent with the first two seasons, that monkey’s gotta be drunk and either just was naked or is just about to be. I can see Walton Goggins being involved with that last part.
Comments
Like, Mike White is sitting on a beach trying to come up with the next season of White Lotus and and he thinks and thinks and then he just writes “monkeys get a hold of Walton Goggins stash of guns”
Boom. Season 3