Handshakes are fucking gross. I know where my hand has been in the last hour, without going near a sink. Scratched my head, my ear, my nose, my teeth, my eye, my armpit, my ass, my junk. You don't want none of that. and I have no idea where yours has been. Fist bumps rule. Hugs depending.
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Slapping people is cool, modern and fun. 🤪