This is how it happened. The movie was dark fanfic. The Oatmeal is canon. There was never any sobbing. There were no thousand-yard stares on the Kindergarten playground. Artax is, was, and always will be fine.
lmao I was talking about this to someone just yesterday. Now I will forever remember that horsey just wanted to kick it with the other horses for a bit before the nothing took hold
This was on the big screens in the background at the bowling alley where a kid friend had their birthday party last year and my daughter was horrified. "This is a KIDS movie???" Lol. They have no idea how tortured we were by media.
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