Currently welcoming suggestions for payback for whatever the hell my boyfriend did to the cheese
This is not even ski-sloping anymore, but building a staircase
This is not even ski-sloping anymore, but building a staircase
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A hatecrime against cheese and the disabled
https://bsky.app/profile/maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social/post/3lipgoocj4s2o
I could not find a picture so i drew it
https://www.bol.com/nl/nl/p/le-guillotin-reypenaer-luxe-kaassnijder/9200000005802387/
I don't make the rules.
wear it as your smile
Zo is de overlevering van dit gezegde bij ons gegaan. Zeer nederlands. Een bijpassende straf is dan uitschieten met de kaasschaaf en een stuk vel meenemen. Heelt erg slecht
"Die mijne kaas snijdt als eene schuit, Moet mijn huis uit"
https://www.dbnl.org/tekst/harr001spre01_01/harr001spre01_01_0008.php
You've been hit by
A cheese criminal
🎵🎶
As for revenge. If you have one, start filling the dishwasher in the most deranged, inefficient ways you can imagine.
(Sorry this pun does not work in English)
"Die mijne kaas snijdt als eene schuit, Moet mijn huis uit"
"Whoever cuts my cheese like a boat, has to leave my house"
We Dutch don't really take our food that seriously, but clearly with 1 exception
It just means he cuts off a moon shape piece of cheese. It's all good! 🥰😂